meatwhistle's definitions

dr. phil

A ridiculous man who has been dubbed "dr" even though he has no doctorate in any major. He attempts to help white trash solve thier problems in the most "duh no shit" kind of ways. In the meantime he spreads his conservative ideas on to ignorent housewives.

My mother was watching dr. phil today and started telling me that i should turn myself straight and love jesus.

by MeatWhistle July 18, 2006

Knotts Scary Farm

See Halloween Haunt

The term used by locals to discribe the event. While There you can purchase Berry Punch.

Last night i went to Knotts Scary Farm and shit myself. OMFG

by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006

Berry Punch

The most addictive beverage ever made. It can only be purchased at Knotts Berry Farm with a meal or in concentrate form.

"What did you do today?"
"I went to Knotts and got some Berry Punch."
"You son of a bitch."

by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006

Monster

A person who likes to frighten others and drink free soda. They use shaker cans and are not easily intimidated. They are never expected and have ninja-like reflexes.

"That monster came out of nowhere. he was all like grr and i was like oh shit."

by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006