speiss

To take ordinary English words and create "alternative" and "unique" spellings.

"When she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable"

by me May 13, 2005

cannibal corpse

4 words. From Skin to Liquid.

Cannibal Corpse has an insane amount of talent and has really dreary sounding slow shit that kicks major quantities of ass.

by Me February 05, 2005

medusa

An extremely beautiful girl who happens to be bitchy from time to time.

Kacie is such a medusa.

by Me January 28, 2004

preppy

they should all be shot whoever thought that it was cool to stick the collar of your shirt up in the air....o and there is such thing as pearls being to big ya'll i mean im suprised ya can walk with all that shit weighing ya down...and pink its over rated and dont ya ever get hot with so many shirts ontop of each other..anyways if it floats your boat knock urself out

the girls in skool that jump at the oppurtunity to dress up in pink polo pants, with three polo shirts over top of each other with all the collars "popped"...then the whole lets drape a sweater over my shoulders makin sure the polo pony shows so they all know i paid a fortune for this piece!...then how many pearls can i wear and how big can i get them...and of course lets not forget the ribbons upon ribons a couple in my hair sum round my waste...then lets just add sonethin pink cuz then they'll all think im cool...christ ya'll honestly

by me May 13, 2005

felch

a guy fucks someone in the ass, cums in the ass, then sucks the cum out with a straw

brian felched jen

by me September 06, 2003

The King of Town

A fat old fuddy-duddy who has self pronounced himself as the "king of town" and who most people have a temptation to eat due to his marshmallow-like quality.(i REALLY wanna squish 'im!!!)

"Ooohh! A Shtick of butter!" *shlom shlom* "trick-or-treat...again..please"

by me October 18, 2003

government

government
1. to create to illusion of freedom and liberty for all citizens; when in reality the government (U.S.) gives a few control over the entire civilized Earth, while the rest are slaves, whether you realize it or not.

2. Control
the Media
popular culture/consumer culture
"white America's fear of the black man"(Bowling For Columbine, Moore)
Source: Mark, Sep 10, 2003

Wow that was actually a GOOD definitiona until you had to go and mention Michel Moore.Why'd ya have to go and gay it up for?

Clinton Bush Michael Moore...

ALL FAGGOTS

by me April 07, 2005