me's definitions

monger

a carniverous, african kangaroo with 3 rows of teeth. it usually eats its prey in one bite. the babies are called josphines.

shannon is a beastly monger who likes to eat her young...in one bite.

by me January 5, 2005

crimpshrine

a california based punk band influencing many of todays more well known bands such as green day

i went to see crimpshrine today, they were one of the fastest bands.

by me November 7, 2004

Idiot

1. Some one dim-witted
2. One who acts before thinking thus creating consequences.

1. Bush-"I own a timber company? That's news to me! Got wood?"
Televison viewer- What an idiot.
2. He didn't think to bring his keys before he snuck out of his house. He was locked out all night! (He was an idiot)

by Me December 17, 2004

Doing Stats

Sitting down and taking a 2 hour unauthorized break.

Hey dude, I'm hung over, I'll be doing stats.

by me July 21, 2004

Jovember

The REAL third month of the year. Comes between February and March. February is now only 23 days long, and then there's five days of Jovember. Then March goes on as normal.

January, February, Jovember, March, April... etc... etc...

by Me September 12, 2003

tard cart

Bus that handicap people ride. Also called "short bus" by some.

Dude don't stare at the people in that "tard cart"

by Me March 25, 2003

Dung

what's brown and sounds like a bell

mitch eats dung

by me June 1, 2004