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philth

one who appears to be squeaky clean, but is actually utter filth.

word is uttered with extra 'ph' to give gravitas to how filthy this specimen of human male is.

philth is naturally tiny like a pygmy, as the filthiest things in the world come in small packages
"Look at that bloke coming on to that poor girl. He's just philth."
by Me! May 19, 2005
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johnny depp

the hottest old guy in hollywood!!!!!!
for some reason i always thought that his name was spelt jonny
....i liked it better that way.....
by me! January 11, 2005
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saltysloth

“saltysloth” is the name of a person who is not smart what so ever and doesn’t know how to socialize and is probably a leo tbh.
oh look they’re acting like “saltysloth”
by me! June 7, 2021
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crattie pooster

crattie pooster as you all know it comes from the movie "pootie tang" and it means "pimp"
I am the biggest crattie pooster in all of the land.
by me! January 5, 2005
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Jade Puget

The guitar player and background vocals for AFI.. And the sexiest man alive...
by me! May 2, 2003
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boof

Main Entry: boof
Pronunciation: 'büf
Etymology: American. My husband and I made this word up.

1: v. to fall out anywhere - the floor, bed, couch, ground.
2. n. a ghetto way to pronounce "boof".


Main Entry: boof
Pronunciation: 'büf
Etymology: Middle English bothe, of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse buth booth; akin to Old English buan to dwell -- more at BOWER
1 : a temporary shelter for livestock or field workers
2 a : a stall or stand (as at a fair) for the sale or exhibition of goods b (1) : a small enclosure affording privacy for one person at a time <a telephone booth> <polling booth> (2) : a small enclosure that isolates its occupant especially from patrons or customers <a ticket booth> (3) : an isolated enclosure used in sound recording or in broadcasting <a radio booth> c : a restaurant seating arrangement consisting of a table between two high-back benches


: A ghetto way of saying "booth.
Boof as a verb - "I was so tired after work, I boofed on the couch!"

Boof as a noun - "Yo, where da nearest fone boof at?"
by Me! April 15, 2004
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EJ

truly sexylicious, absolutely adorable, and utterly gorgeous!
ej is mr hot!!!!
by me! September 11, 2003
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