philth

one who appears to be squeaky clean, but is actually utter filth.

word is uttered with extra 'ph' to give gravitas to how filthy this specimen of human male is.

philth is naturally tiny like a pygmy, as the filthiest things in the world come in small packages

"Look at that bloke coming on to that poor girl. He's just philth."

by Me! May 19, 2005

Jigga What/Faint

A cross between Jigga What and Faint.
Jay Z's vocals blend perfectly with Faint's strings.

-From Collision Course

by Me! April 16, 2005

whut

someone who likes to sleep around. combination of the words whore and slut.

see also slore, skank, whore, ho, strumpet, harlot, tramp, lady of the night, prostitute or slut

that whut slept with all the guys on the street.

by me! February 19, 2005

johnny depp

the hottest old guy in hollywood!!!!!!

for some reason i always thought that his name was spelt jonny
....i liked it better that way.....

by me! January 11, 2005

EJ

truly sexylicious, absolutely adorable, and utterly gorgeous!

ej is mr hot!!!!

by me! September 11, 2003

black underwear

A type of lingerie that is really better off sitting on the ground. Usually indicates the wearer's desire for sex.

I want sex tonight, so I shall wear black underwear.

by Me! June 15, 2004

spatzel

German noodles, or when you think it's going to be a fart and you end up spraying the inside of your shorts.

I'll have the Jagerschnitzel mit spatzel.

Dude, I think I just made some spatzel in my drawers...

by ME! January 09, 2003