Definitions by mcnuggetdestroyer

reverse puberty 

Puberty typically makes you look better. In this case, instead of looking better, you end up looking worse. You don't have a glow up, you have a glow down.

Timothy is a victim of reverse puberty. He used to be cute, but he is ugly af now.

reverse puberty by mcnuggetdestroyer January 2, 2018

burger king bulldozer 

Somebody who goes to Burger King and orders 27+ whopper burgers and a bunch of large packs of fries. They often order a lot of chicken nuggets too.

Woah, that guy over there is a Burger King bulldozer.

burger king bulldozer by mcnuggetdestroyer January 2, 2018

penis embargo 

To not want a relationship with any man or anybody who has a penis.

You know what, I'm going on a penis embargo. I'm so sick of men.

penis embargo by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

starbucksing 

Going to Starbucks and most likely ordering a pumpkin spice latte. It's like clubbing for basic white girls.

Look, Amelia is starbucksing!

starbucksing by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

testosteroney 

When a guy cares way too much about his masculinity.

Ugh. Wilson is so testosteroney.

testosteroney by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

i just have really high standards 

When somebody rejects you because they don't think you are gorgeous enough to go out with them, they may say this.

Boy #1: Hey, do you want to go out sometime?
Boy #2: No thanks. I just have really high standards. You don't reach them, oops.

i just have really high standards by mcnuggetdestroyer December 31, 2017

bitch slayer 

A god/goddess that roasts the hell out of a bitch who deserves it. They make the greatest snarky comments and always come up with the best clapbacks.

Damn. Leah is a total bitch slayer. She told that lil thottie off.

bitch slayer by mcnuggetdestroyer December 31, 2017