Something that happens that is truly fucked up. An example is when an ugly ass son of a bitch has the nerve to imply that you aren't good enough for him when his girlfriend has the body of a teletubby and her eyebrows don't share the same zip code.
by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017
A manipulative guy that makes up lies about everyone else to make himself appear to be a better person. He is willing to screw everyone else over for his own benefit. He is very arrogant as well. Ladies (and gentlemen who are not straight), steer clear of Luke P’s.
by mcnuggetdestroyer June 13, 2019
Goat stands for greatest of all time.
Headass #1: Beyoncé sucks, her music is absolutely atrocious.
Headass #2: Shut the fuck up, bitch. Beyoncé is a goat.
Headass #2: Shut the fuck up, bitch. Beyoncé is a goat.
by mcnuggetdestroyer November 14, 2017
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 02, 2018
The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.
Lamara: Sup, Shalaquandria! Are you gonna go Black Friday shopping?
Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.
Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.
by mcnuggetdestroyer November 25, 2017
by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017
A cunt who spends his time masturbating over nudes with his shrimpy excuse of a dick. He views women as sexual objects who were put on earth for his pleasure. He will go through great lengths to have sex with girls and to get his disgusting ass hands on their nudes.
Fuckboy: Hey baby girl, wanna smash? Fuck me in the ass and call me daddy.
Girl: Hell no, nobody wants to smash an ugly, nasty ass fuckboy such as yourself. Suck my nonexistent dick. Be gone, fuckboy.
Girl: Hell no, nobody wants to smash an ugly, nasty ass fuckboy such as yourself. Suck my nonexistent dick. Be gone, fuckboy.
by mcnuggetdestroyer November 13, 2017