mcnuggetdestroyer 's definitions

slaps

what you say when a song is really good

“the dora ending credits song really slaps.”

by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

desperate son of a bitch

Ugly ass guy who would fuck a tree because no girl would ever suck his dick. He molests himself over pictures of random college girls wishing he could get laid.

Stay away from that desperate son of a bitch. He does too much ejaculation.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 29, 2017

man child

A grown up guy who acts like a kid. His diet consist of uncrustables, pizza, and raisins. He also drinks apple juice most of the time. His room is a complete mess.

Tim is a man child.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 3, 2018

penis embargo

To not want a relationship with any man or anybody who has a penis.

You know what, I'm going on a penis embargo. I'm so sick of men.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

Thirsty

Being desperate for attention especially from the opposite sex. The thirsty person is sexually aroused or in other words, horny.

Random human #1: Damn, you thirsty af.

Random human #2: I'm so thirsty that I'll try to have sex with the next person that approaches me.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 13, 2017

tide pod

It's a forbidden fruit that is very delicious. It gives you all your vitamins and nutrients. There are many different flavors too. Contrary to popular belief, it will not kill you, it's just another healthy snack.

Mmm. This tide pod is exceptionally good today.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018

straight pride parade

a parade filled with trump supporters and white supremacists and a male majority. there is absolutely no culture there and it only exists because of hatred for gay people. the people who attend legitimately think they are oppressed for being straight lmao.

oh look! it’s the dumbass straight pride parade!

by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019