mcnuggetdestroyer 's definitions

April 17th

National boyfriend day. The significant other puts some sappy ass shit on social media (specifically instagram) showing how “great and wonderful” their relationship is when they really ain’t about shit.

Fuck. It’s April 17th. Time to delete my instagram.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 27, 2018

sugar daddy

A rich, older man who “dates” a younger girl and buys her shiny things in exchange for sex.

Ugh! I want those louboutins. Better go get my sugar daddy!

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 27, 2018

Fuckboy

A cunt who spends his time masturbating over nudes with his shrimpy excuse of a dick. He views women as sexual objects who were put on earth for his pleasure. He will go through great lengths to have sex with girls and to get his disgusting ass hands on their nudes.

Fuckboy: Hey baby girl, wanna smash? Fuck me in the ass and call me daddy.
Girl: Hell no, nobody wants to smash an ugly, nasty ass fuckboy such as yourself. Suck my nonexistent dick. Be gone, fuckboy.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 13, 2017

Thirsty

Being desperate for attention especially from the opposite sex. The thirsty person is sexually aroused or in other words, horny.

Random human #1: Damn, you thirsty af.

Random human #2: I'm so thirsty that I'll try to have sex with the next person that approaches me.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 13, 2017

Goat

Goat stands for greatest of all time.

Headass #1: Beyoncé sucks, her music is absolutely atrocious.

Headass #2: Shut the fuck up, bitch. Beyoncé is a goat.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 14, 2017

black friday

The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.

Lamara: Sup, Shalaquandria! Are you gonna go Black Friday shopping?

Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 26, 2017

pen15

Word that looks like penis when written out. Dumbass 12 year olds use it to trick each other.

Join the pen15 club. Here, lemme write it on your arm.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 27, 2017