SFT

Sympathy Fuck Trophy.

The award given to the worst person on the team to make them feel better.

Coach: We'll give the award to Timmy. He tries so hard to get better but I'm still giving him the SFT.

by Mb500 March 26, 2009

chordgasm

The orgasmic feeling you get from the first chord of a song.

That first song by the choir in the cathedral gave me a chordgasm.

by Mb500 March 23, 2009

unplug the earphones

Unplug the earphones is an activity commenced when you are home alone. You sit down in front of your computer, turn on the porn and instead of using your earphones to listen as you normally would, you unplug them and crank the sound right up.

Me: So Adam, since your brother is going overseas, are you waiting for the day your parents are out and you're home alone so you can unplug the earphones?

by Mb500 July 29, 2009

Dance with the deer

Having one or two or three or too many shots of the German drink Jägermeister. Generally you do silly things, sometimes including dancing or simply falling over.

To dance with the deer is fun.
Dancing with the deer is fun that night till you get awoken by the deer's hoof in your head the next day.
I danced with the deer last night.

by Mb500 March 02, 2009