maxzilla's definitions

Tuesday Panda

A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.

Hey, somebody go to that tuesday panda and get some two kuai water!

by Maxzilla July 17, 2006

riot police

dickwads

stupid riot police.

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

flatulate

fart

Rakishi flatuated on my head and now I smell like ass

by maxzilla June 21, 2003

chimichanga

1. an dish at chili's
2. pussy

I ate that chimichanga

by maxzilla June 21, 2003

maxzilla

a large 250 LB+ geek with no life who terrorizes the town of Montclair

oh no! it's maxzilla

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

kodak moment

1. a nice image for a picture
2. a horribly twisted event (sarcasticlly)

look at those two, now isn't that a kodak moment.

by maxzilla June 21, 2003

the papa

American slang in Beijing for Police. Taken from the english slang popo for the police, "pa" in chinese means fear, so literally it infers you fear the police, or that you have reason to be afraid, for example if they are after you. This is ususally used when trying to dodge or otherwise avoid the police. Akin to pigs

Hey, run for the subway, I pissed off that vendor and she went and got the papa.

xiaoxin! wo jiu kanguo yixie papa!

watch out! I just saw some papa!

by Maxzilla July 17, 2006