pen 15 club

a gradeschool prank usually you would write:

Pen
15

on your hand, then ask if they wanted to join the pen15 club. it worked best if you had a bunch of people do it. then you would get them to go through the secret ceramony where you would write "pen15" in the so that it looked like you wrote "Penis" and you would point and laugh. best done with sharpie marker.
dude: Hey I joined the pen 15 club!
chick: Pen 15 club my ass you have penis on your hand, get the fuck away from me!
by maxzilla April 25, 2005
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hooker

prostitute. started in the civil war When Gen.Hooker of the Union Army (the first pimp) tried to protect his troops from VD by buying the best chicks and pimping them to his corps of 20,000 men. orginally hooker's girls.
hooker is the pimp of hookers.
by Maxzilla June 20, 2003
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caul

placenta. some children are born with it. in some cutures (Cuba for example) it is considered extremely lucky, and the person may carry it in a pouch with them wherever they go to bring luck.
that boy has second sight! he was born with a caul
by maxzilla January 07, 2004
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LMF

cantonise rapers
lmf is a group of cantonise rappers
by maxzilla June 22, 2003
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pink texter

A girl, or more precicely a girl who insists on using pink or red or light blue text in AIM especially when they also use a horrible highlight combination like red background and pink text to give you a headache.
who is this pink texter that just IMed you? do I know her?
by maxzilla October 05, 2007
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jebis

jesus, when Homer Simpson was trapped in the peace corps in a small pacific island he was yelling over the CB radio "save me jebis"
"Save me jebis!"
by Maxzilla June 20, 2003
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men's room

There's no sink in the men's room
by maxzilla June 22, 2003
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