maxzilla's definitions

ocular rape

1. when someone, usually a person, although pop-up ads qualify, forces you to see something that you don't want to see.

2. when you go to look at a website or image and the overwhelming sense of horrible design and/or absolute lack of morals behind its creation, makes you reel in terror that your eyes had to go through that trauma.

1. AHH! the ocular rape is unbearable, please close the window! No more goatse!

2. No more bible code websites. please. the ocular rape generated by that format is making me tear.

by maxzilla March 19, 2005

bob costas

sportscaster for espn and the olympics. he is fiendishly evil, and has crushed whole contries with his paralyzing fear teqnique.

"dont go to athens, $2Bn on security is not enough, lets crush their economy!"

by maxzilla March 27, 2005

Wildcat Destabilization

1. we're not quite sure, but its what happens to the Pillar of Autumn in Halo which results in a large explosion and lots of fun in a warthog.

cortana: we're having a wildcat destabilization of the ship's fusion core!
master chief: WTF? so what do I do?
cortana: drive! drive like your a fat kid and 7-11 is about to close!

by maxzilla April 22, 2004

what the widget

something to use in place of what the fuckwhen you cant curse. it is an expresssion of confusion

guy #1: what the widget? how did that shotgun go off? I could have sworn the saftey was on...
guy #2: ...........
guy #1: you need an ambulence? oh and where'd your face go?

by maxzilla January 7, 2004

caul

placenta. some children are born with it. in some cutures (Cuba for example) it is considered extremely lucky, and the person may carry it in a pouch with them wherever they go to bring luck.

that boy has second sight! he was born with a caul

by maxzilla January 7, 2004

haxsor

in Half life and it's various mods, a stupid cheating asshole who cant play fair, but gets killed even while hacking the game. also an insult to anyone who isn't hacking but is kicking you ass.

stfu you fucking haxsor!

by Maxzilla June 20, 2003

h00t

a commonly used cheer in online multiplayer games after a big win

h00t we pwned you all!

by Maxzilla June 20, 2003