Reverse Female Blumpkin

The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.

"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"

by maxreboband September 08, 2016

poor man’s lunch

Exactly how it sounds. When you’re a broke college student and can’t afford to pay for food, so you put some free items from the student center food court together and call it a meal.

What did you eat today?

I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.

Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.

Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.

by maxreboband December 03, 2023

bmfbf

Bitch mother fucker bitch fucker.

Guy #1: Asshole!
Guy #2: BMFBF!

by maxreboband December 03, 2015

chest children

Boobs, especially big ones

When I wish her happy birthday, I’ll make sure to say it to her two chest children too

by maxreboband November 22, 2020

Procrapsturbate

When one says they are going to defecate instead of finishing their work, but they are actually going to rub one out on the toilet.

"Hey aren't you gonna finish that 10-page paper"
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)

by maxreboband August 31, 2017

potsucker

A girl who performs fellatio in order to obtain marijuana from the recipients of the sexual act.

"Liv blew three guys last week to get 5 grams"
"Man she's such a potsucker"

by maxreboband September 19, 2017

Sweatshirtle

Someone who is always wearing a sweatshirt no matter the circumstance. They live in it like a turtle in its shell. Will almost always be wearing their hood.

He lives in that sweatshirt, and always has his hood up
That’s why I call him a sweatshirtle

by maxreboband June 10, 2023