Reverse Female Blumpkin

The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.

"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"

by maxreboband September 08, 2016

chest children

Boobs, especially big ones

When I wish her happy birthday, I’ll make sure to say it to her two chest children too

by maxreboband November 22, 2020

Procrapsturbate

When one says they are going to defecate instead of finishing their work, but they are actually going to rub one out on the toilet.

"Hey aren't you gonna finish that 10-page paper"
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)

by maxreboband August 31, 2017

Schniblets

The tiny drops of pancake batter that form their own little masses

Here’s your pancakes, would you like some schniblets too?

by maxreboband October 14, 2020

Variety Pack

When you and your friends/family can’t decide which fast food bomb you want to drop in your stomach so you go to multiple places. Easy because of drive thrus

Since we can’t decide if we want McDonald’s, Wendy’s or Taco Bell, we’re gonna do a variety pack

by maxreboband October 22, 2020

carpet crack

Someone with a hairy anus/taint.

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack

by maxreboband October 22, 2020

potsucker

A girl who performs fellatio in order to obtain marijuana from the recipients of the sexual act.

"Liv blew three guys last week to get 5 grams"
"Man she's such a potsucker"

by maxreboband September 19, 2017