Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.
by Maven April 15, 2004
Get the Ass Gasketmug. by Maven April 15, 2004
Get the WASbandmug. If it's free and unrestricted, even imbeciles who can peck out gibberish and press Send to Urban Dictionary can feel like they are contributing to a living, breathing literary process.
fill in the blank here with drivel, typos, and an odd assortment of letters, numbers, shout outs to homies, et. al.
by Maven May 11, 2004
Get the wrong uses for thismug. "When he came home last night with some one else's stank on his hang down, he became Poonany Nongrata."
by Maven April 15, 2004
Get the Poonany NonGratamug. Noun. Singular.
Synonym: Sick Fuck
Definition: A person whose sense of humor is leaps and bounds more rude and crude than that of the people with whom they associate.
Synonym: Sick Fuck
Definition: A person whose sense of humor is leaps and bounds more rude and crude than that of the people with whom they associate.
"My WASband wanted to give me a Cleveland Steamer after eating hard boiled eggs and beer. That sick bastard."
by Maven April 15, 2004
Get the Sick Bastardmug. Adjective.
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious
Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious
Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"
Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."
Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."
by Maven April 15, 2004
Get the Asstasticmug. Noun.
Definition: Items like prayer shawls, yarmulkes, siddurs/prayer books, tefillin, and other items inherently Jewish used for worship.
Definition: Items like prayer shawls, yarmulkes, siddurs/prayer books, tefillin, and other items inherently Jewish used for worship.
by Maven April 15, 2004
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