Definitions by matthew szwec

gollum 

Noun.

1. n. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings'. See also Smeagol.

2. n. A person who is very keen for marriage, usually a woman.

3. v. To desire something intensly.

Alice is a nice girl and all but shes a bit of a gollum
I'd gollum a pizza right now.

gollum by matthew szwec December 4, 2007

keen 

1)Eager to do something, or someone.
2)Used to describe someone who is ready and willing for sex, anywhere anytime.

1) are you keen for a pizza matt?
2)
joe. do you think she'd go a three-way?
marcus. yeah, she looks pretty keen

keen by matthew szwec November 24, 2007

headdesk 

1. Unification of ones forehead with a computer desk as a means to vent frustration, often forceful.

2. An expression used in IM to express ones frustration.

1. Dammit! I hate you vista! Why doesn't this work! *headdesk*

2. 'I tried to log in 3 time, but the servers down *headdesk*'

headdesk by matthew szwec September 4, 2007