matthew pryce's definitions

whiffing

Striking out swinging.

Rich Monteleone was on tonight, all the opposing batters were whiffing.

by Matthew Pryce July 22, 2006

pisstop

A unique way to refer to the glans of the penis. Also, a classic insult!

Hey pisstop! Taste my spunk!

by Matthew Pryce August 13, 2006

pisshouse

When one feels the urge to relieve their stretched bladders, but doesn't want to refer to the bathroom in such a reverant method, use pisshouse. It is uncouth.

Man, I gotta tinkle---where's the pisshouse?

by Matthew Pryce May 22, 2006

Jersey Fist-Pump

A silly rhythmically challenged dance done only by stupid gel-headed ginzos while contemplating rape at clubs.

Did you see that scumbag jiggling the Jersey Fist-Pump?

by Matthew Pryce August 7, 2006

swallower

One who allows ejaculation into the mouth and proceeds to swallow the load.

Janie sucked my dick something proper last night, and hell yeah, when I came, she was a swallower.

by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004

rosebud

A really sweet-looking vagina as if blossoming like a rose.

Kathleen's supple rosebud was more than enough pussy to chow.

by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004

going hoggin'

To engage in intercourse with the obese.

Man, that kid'll bone anybody. You see that pig he was with last night, he sure was going hoggin'!!!!

by Matthew Pryce July 10, 2006