Definitions by matt the mf cat

SMP 

Suck My Piano.
Many people might think this means survival multiplayer, but they are wrong. it is suck my piano

hey

hello

SMP?

ok

SMP by matt the mf cat April 15, 2021

Frick

“Frick” Is a combination of “Fuck” and “Lick”, therefore “fricking” someone would mean fucking them and licking them at the same time.

-Hey what’d you do yesterday?
-Just fucked this bitch and licked her titties while doing it
-You totally fricked her 💯
-

Frick by matt the mf cat January 2, 2021

GOS 

Gagging On Semen or Gag On Semen

When you’re gagging on semen

-Currently GOS don’t hit me up

- got any plans for tonight?

-Yeah I’m gonna GOS

GOS by matt the mf cat November 6, 2020

CS:GO 

The worst and best game, when you queue up for a game you're either gonna get cheaters on the opposite team or shit players in your team (or both)

And yet, every time we rage quit...every time we try to quit... we still come back to play..we still come back and buy more skins...cases...

"Hey man wanna play cs-"
"NO"
"why"
"you know i hate cs:go but idk let's play"
"ok"

CS:GO by matt the mf cat October 9, 2020

Cuties 

Definition 1: all of you reading this

Definition 2: A disgusting pedophile Netflix movie about little girls twerking

"Hey man wanna watch cuties on netflix today?"
"Bro fuck no what is wrong with you"

Cuties by matt the mf cat September 18, 2020

Dragon shart 

When you shart but fire comes out due to extreme diarrhea

"Why did jack not come to school today?"
"Oh, I heard he had a dragon shart. I'm so sorry for him"

Dragon shart by matt the mf cat September 18, 2020