parksy

a small smelly creature.

large penis, ad a facination with men. with a hate for emo music.

matthew Parker

by matt and the winz March 08, 2004

big nuts

a male or female with extremely large testicles.

that matt parker, hes got right big nuts!!!

by matt and the winz March 16, 2004

uh oh spaghetti o's

usually when something goes wrong or you just started having drunken sex to realise its your sister!

"i think ive caught my scrote in my zipper " "uh oh spaghetti o's"!

by matt and the winz March 16, 2004

cock door

quite simply the door for the cock or beef curtains!

oy you chant let me put my sausage in your cock door!

by matt and the winz March 16, 2004