dick spazm

a name for a penis that has a spazm whilst in pre ejaculation...may grow up to 14" if come shot is at a high speed

worzels dickspazm sent his balls into gasheads face as he thrusted in his open wide wet pre cum filled mouth

gashead ''ohh worzel my face feels so numb''

worzel ''oh never mind deer my sex wee will make u better

by matt May 25, 2003

chariot ventures

Chariot Ventures is a venture capital firm.

Chariot Ventures is for entrepreneurs.

by Matt February 08, 2005

blunt

A cut open cigar filled with some sort of narcotic.Usually Dope or Dro

Pass the blunt to the nigga on the left.

by Matt April 17, 2003

surfingsuicune

Guy who hangs around; drunk; wanderer; person who scares you in general; lover of TMTH.

surfingsuicune::bastardized english. (n). See above definitions.

by Matt July 08, 2003

miss das

Pakistani lunchroom supervisor. Known for pronouncing 'Thomas' like 'dumbass'.

I'ts 12:25 and still you are eating!? You've had enOUUUFF time to eat!

Dumbass! Get back to your desk.

Mummaddd.... peenut buttair?

by matt November 17, 2004

Shoalin

New York Originated Wu slang, meaning Staten Island

"Black Stallions wowlin on Shoalin"
"Shaolin Cats Thrown inside tha bing"

by matt April 25, 2005

pigfish

A foul-smelling human being with short, stubby shanks and a propensity to wear soiled board-shorts over its inflated wedge. Predominantly South African in origin, they occasionally migrate to the UK and beyond in search of young females to annoy into procreation.

Get out of my fucking face, pigfish: you make me sick!

by Matt March 15, 2005