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coheed and cambria

In reality this is a kick ass band with great musical talent and an equally great talent for writing. In a fictional world, Coheed and Cambria are husband and wife in a science fiction story written by the singer of the band Claudio Sanchez. The story revolves around Coheed transforming into the Monstar after being injected with a serum by a dragonfly, and the fate of the universe rests in his hands. Claudio wrote himself into the story as the last remaining child of 4, the other 3 were murdered by their parents Coheed and Cambria. Claudio is now The Crowing or a messiah like character. If you are still interested, the graphic novels written by Claudio tell the entire story.
Matt: Hey you know that band Coheed and Cambria?
Azn Jon: Yeah what about em?
Matt: You are gay.
by Matt May 5, 2005
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Are you on the phone?

A phrase that applies to stupid fucks. It's most common use is right after something stupid has been said.
by Matt November 19, 2004
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DrDesignPhD

DrDesignPhD is the pen name for Matthew Patry. He is a great Graphic Design artist would resides in Canada. He owns the site www.gfx-lab.com and www.sightlab9.com
DrDesignPhD makes great designs.
by matt January 9, 2005
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sluff

When your drug dealer is late in delivering the goods
Damn, I was supposed to get hooked up an hour ago, why does Joe have to sluff?
by Matt September 4, 2003
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Good Charlotte-y

Good Charlotte is quite possibly the gayest band ever. Fuck, you, and defile your mother.
I suck dicks, I must be Good Charlotte-y
by Matt April 1, 2005
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The Wayne Gretsky

The act or process of having sexual intercourse with an attractive individual of the opposite sex while an accomplice bursts forth from a closet and strikes the individual whom you are having sex with about the head with a hockey stick.
Man! That chick is so hot, I'd give her a Wayne Gretsky.
by Matt May 13, 2005
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Tooth Herpes

Slang for any sores in the mouth or teeth.
My mouth is killing me, I must've gotten tooth herpes.
by Matt September 25, 2004
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