matt's definitions

strapes

A common sexually transmitted disease found among native mountain people of virginia.

"That dirty inbred Katy has got a nasty case of the strapes."

by Matt August 3, 2004

shitwich

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

by Matt October 27, 2003

blinkage

how much a person blinks. High blinkage- blinks a lot. Low blinkage- blinks very little.

Nic, a freak, had no blinkage.

by Matt July 5, 2003

bert mccracken

He brings such passion and fire to the stage, you can feel it in your body when he screams....Just Amazing

by Matt October 14, 2003

GMS

Known as Griffen Matt Syndrome, this is were you repeat somthing that has just been said without knowing/realizing it had/has been said.

Wow, GMS, i cant believe i just said that right after you.

by Matt March 1, 2005

gotj

stands for godofthejungle

gotj is a very smart person

by MATT August 25, 2004

cut-balls

Question where whatever you will answer will be wrong.

Girlfriend: Matt,do you watch porn?
Matt: *thinks* "ok, if I say no, I'm a liar, if I say yes, I'm a pervert."

by Matt November 23, 2004