matt's definitions

stuipid

how stupid person spells stupid
a stupid way of spelling stupid
sometimes how potheads who try to type too fast spell it,i know from expireance

i am stuipid

by Matt January 13, 2004

Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

by Matt April 6, 2005

roadboner

when you get a boner driving down the highway due to road vibrations. usually starts when thinking about sex coupled with big bump in road. can be quite annoying

i was driving my big rig and thinking about my one-night stand last night. now i got a hella roadboner

by matt August 22, 2004

wreake valley

Wreak valley is a bag-of-wank school that was originally designed to be used as a prison. the teachers are all wanker and miss morley is a sexist drag queen who needs a good kick in the ovaries

wreake is a load of shite!!

by Matt April 23, 2005

ginity

Short for virginity. Non-sexual, but in reference to doing something for the first time

"I gotta bust the ginity on this bag of chips"

"Jon went to take the ginity of his new video camera."

by Matt June 19, 2005

bread

food

lets eat bread

by Matt January 19, 2003

Geech

The area between a guys ball sack and asshole; taint

Your geech is really sweaty

by Matt November 14, 2003