matt's definitions

floosie

a cunt, slut, skank or ho who engages in wild revelry with tons of men at once.

"You're sister's a floosie! She must have had sex with 15 guys last night.

by matt September 17, 2003

touching cloth

When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout

fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides

by Matt February 29, 2004

suicide by cop

Throwing yourself into a situation that will result in death by the police.

Police tell you to get down and put your hands on your head. You pull out a black cap gun and take aim while running towards them.

by Matt March 7, 2004

cover

The price you pay to gain access to a club/bar/venue

Bro, can you spot me $5 for the cover?

by matt October 25, 2003

buddhism

For the most part, For The People's definition is right. However, Buddhism is not a religion, it's a philosophy or, if you prefer, a set of teachings.

Because many people follow the Buddhist teachings, Buddhism is thought to be a religion, even though it's really a philosophy/set of teachings.

by Matt September 15, 2004

botany

Botany is the scientific study of plants, plant organisms, and how they function. Most botany majors in college either continue on to receive a masters or Ph.D. in botany or go on to med or pharmacy school.

Joe was a botanist for a while, and then decided to get his pharmaceutical license.

by Matt April 29, 2005

happy meal surprise

It is when a guy is doing a woman from behind and pulls his penis out and spits on her back to say he has already cummed, so the lady turns around and he blows it in her face!

ahhh done(the guy). ok(the girl). Bang in your face bitch(the guy)!

by Matt February 23, 2005