tear jerker

while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows

she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Tear Jerker

Getting drunk and geeked up and crying on a buddies deck.

Man I pulled a tear jerker at Smitty's.

by Matt April 30, 2004

Dreaded Re-Wipe

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.

Looks like its time for the dreaded re-wipe.

by Matt September 28, 2004

Viki'ism

beautiful, lovely, amazing girlfriend, the most amazing trait possible

The homophobic Viki'ist, attracted many a glance.

by Matt October 22, 2003

Viki'ism

blonde, rash, and indefinitely slow (see irrational)

The Viki'ism is strong in those with weak thought.

by Matt September 04, 2003

monter

Means Monster, but Sparks can't spell for shit

"lockness monter from"

by Matt April 04, 2005

floyd smith

one half of the ambigously gay duo

brandon

by matt October 16, 2003