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urban dictionary bugs

people who are puttin there own opions on this site

George Bush.

by Matt November 1, 2006

catastrofuck

When a hellhole hits a cataclysm

"A disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now...uh, what's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm...a catastrofuck."
-Jon Stewart

by Matt October 5, 2006

morbid angel

Original death metal band from Florida. Featuring Trey Azagthoth on guitar and Pete Sandoval on drums. One of the best bands ever.

Morbid Angel's album Altars of Madness kicks your ass.

by matt September 28, 2006

the money maker

it is a sexual act where the man rubbs the womans clit between your thumb and your middle finger and pointer finger, using and up and down motion, this stimulates the woman and brings her closer to orgasm

man the other day i licked tanners moms pussy, then i finished her off with the money maker,

by Matt September 8, 2006

tanner

a tanner is some person who stands on the street corners and openly asks to suck your cock, they are normally women but some can be transvestites or homosexuals as well, there for the word tanner can also be another word for fag, or cocksucker

wow man that fag is suck a tanner

by Matt September 8, 2006

shit

1. (n.) Any pointless or unidentified material.
2. (n.) Poop (n.) The act of pooping (v.) To poop.
3. ~load: A hell of a lot

1. What is this shit?
2. I will go shit.
3. Damn, that's a shitload of guns!

by Matt August 25, 2006

college catalog

When there are any combination of black, asian, and white people of mixed genders present at any location.

Named after the pictures of diversity that colleges send to high school students.

Guy 1: Look dude, it's an Indian chick, black chick, and an asian and white guy in that car.
Guy 2: It's like a college catalog in there.

by Matt August 19, 2006