matt's definitions

gia marie

some girl who smells bad

gia:"ALEEEXXX!"

alex:"EHY!"

haha

by matt January 11, 2005

8(o)8

The goatse.cx smiley

www.goatse.cx

by matt June 4, 2003

flukin

Origin: Talking to this kid once and hes said he was going "flukin" the next day. I asked him wtf he was talking about and he responded by saying he was going "fluke fishing."

Use: Used by many for some reason to describe drifting for fluke. But since "flukin" is not a type of fishing method people that say this are idiots.

Person 1: "Im going flukin tommorrow"
Person 2: "what you say? your an idiot"

by Matt April 5, 2004

sporn

Noun- Concatenation of "spam" and "porn." Anyone with a Hotmail account (or any email account for that matter), has their inbox filled with "sporn."

Matt anxiously checked his Hotmail inbox for relevant email from his honey, but alas, it was filled to the brim with unncessary SPORN.

by Matt December 23, 2002

bk-b

The borough of Brooklyn, New York City. (African-American slang). Shortened to "the BK."

Shoutin out the BK-B.

by matt August 24, 2003

OU

The University of Oklahoma, located in Norman, OK. While most people think that all OU has going for it is its football team, it's actually a very reputable school. Has the best meteorology program in the country (and quite possibly the world) as well as a very well respected engineering program. Also, OU is the only college in the country to have an online information network containing old tests, job opportunities, and many other features. Finally, it is one of the nicest looking campuses you'll ever see. While OU and UT have a very large rivalry, I see no point to it.

Don't overlook OU when you apply to college.

by Matt July 31, 2004

pregnant

The worst STD ever. Causes pain, poverty, and eighteen year of torture.

"That stupid bitch got pregnant."

"My god..."

by Matt December 13, 2004