matt's definitions

play it off

to act like it didn't happen

"She just told me 'no'"
"That didn't stop Kobe, play it off"

by Matt September 22, 2003

FWA

yelled when you're extremely jacked or fwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i hate this job!Fwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

by matt November 17, 2003

butt toast

Flatulence. Used in the Descendents song "Enjoy".

I queefed, enjoy
Smell my bombs, enjoy
Make the most of my butt toast
Enjoy, my good friends, enjoy

by Matt September 12, 2004

Post Party

A Post Party is a chance for Post Whores to get more posts and become more popular. Anyone who replies to these threads should be shot.

3k POST PARTY YAY GGKTHNXNORE

by Matt February 16, 2005

tiger piss

If you ever want to get rid of the rodents in your house, pour some tiger piss around your yard. I'm not kidding, it works.

They smell the urine and run like hell!

by Matt September 5, 2004

Stamp Bag

A bag of herion in powder form.

My dealer hooked me down, I got this stamp bag for only $10. Sweet deal.

by Matt November 12, 2003

alchemy

In a nutshell, alchemy was "chemistry" before the periodic table. It was believed that combining the four basic properties (earth, fire, air, and water) in certain ratios could produce iron, gold, booze, and even life itself. Alchemy was no longer practiced after LaVosier's studies and the publishing of the Periodic Table of Elements.

The anime Full Metal Alchemist has very little to do with classical alchemy.

by Matt July 19, 2005