matt's definitions

Poo seed

The powdered and on the more extreme cases seed sized remenants of fecal matter around the anal scphincter. They can often be picked out with ones finger and flicked at others in the room. Often effective at sleepovers and school residential trips.

1) He's been picking poo seeds again.
2) My arse is covered in poo seeds

by matt November 30, 2003

Schpankita

similar to the term "forget about it". Used as a filler in conversation to express agreement. Also used to express contempt or disgust.

Ahhh schpankita!

by matt June 11, 2004

Dreaded Re-Wipe

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.

Looks like its time for the dreaded re-wipe.

by Matt September 28, 2004

Othello

One kick ass play supposedly wirtten by "Shakespear". About one kick-ass Afican-Venician dude. Who in the end cuts his woman, because of his dumb ass friend.

Don't make me go Othello on you.

by Matt November 29, 2003

wass

Slang for "wack ass" To be used when ass is inapporpiate (in school) or insufficent. Other forms include fass "fat ass" or drass "drunk ass." Can be used in combination

"Dude, you are such a wass."

"That wass-fass just ate a whole pizza."

by Matt November 30, 2004

g4

A Television network that took great joy in acquiring TechTv only to utterly destroy it in less than a year. A perfect example of the continuing trend of the dumbing down of america, it is unlikely that g4 will finish out the year as it has lower ratings than the tv guide channel and the golf network. This is due in part to the fact that G4's target demographic (males 12-34) finds that channel simply ridiculous.

Bob: I would like to lose 5 million brain cells today...

Joe: Well bob, just turn g4.

by matt March 23, 2005

salvia divinorum

A sacred Mexican herb said to have been given to mexicans by space travellers. It very rarely reproduces on it own accord and has to be perpetuated by making cuttings. Still legal in the UK due to it being so new. A crap (legal) cannabis alternative. Smoking it makes you feel shitty, this is followed by an immediate come-down which is also very odd. Drinking an infusion is exactly the same but slower. Quite expensive too - top notch cannabis bud is much cheaper and better. Salvia Tastes like sour attic dust. If you have to buy some get 10x strength or above.

Fuck me that Salvia bottle bag has completely spasticated me i can't move - when will it wear off?

by Matt October 20, 2004