matt's definitions

hurting

when the current party situation has come to a boring standstill usually when all the drugs and/or alchohol are gone or else used to describe a shitty welfare-ass place to chill or perhaps your current financial situation.

dont chill at tim's center. it's fucking hurting there.

by matt June 17, 2006

Fieldy

The bassist for the band Korn. Despite what most of the definitions on this site say, he's not that talented of a bassist. Just look up the Korn bass tabs online and you'll notice they're pretty basic. His style of playing involves down tuning the strings 2 or 3 half-steps and doing mediocre slapping and overly-hard finger picking to get the "rattling sound." Plus, he's got so many effects running through that if he just turned them all off his sound would sound similar to a dieing squirrel being hit with a crowbar.

Compare Fieldy to Flea, Victor Wooten, Jaco Pastorius, Geddy Lee, Billy Sheehan, Marcus Miller, or any other bassist and then make an opinion on the man.

by Matt May 13, 2005

retarded pox

A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.

Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!

by Matt January 15, 2005

Kelis

the name of some stupid idiot who sings about her tits... actually i wouldn't call it singing because of her scratchy voice

my milkshakes bring all teh boiiis 2 teh yard.... SHUTUP BITCH, MINE MAKE THEM JUMP THE FENCE

by matt March 6, 2004

knuckle dragger

Reminiscent of the hunched over cave man, with his arms to the ground. An insult used against those of extremely low intelligence, or general stupidity.

Also see low brow

Bubba is such a knuckle dragger.

by Matt September 29, 2004

gay and lying

Any homosexual that has either not come out of the closet yet (ie, claiming to be straight) or is denying that they have in fact come out. Often used on message boards to convey dislike for a band, person, group, etc.

Limp Bizkit is gay and lying.

This thread is gay and lying.

Chris is gay and lying.

by matt August 17, 2006

sizebigga

known for his speed when eating crisps this strange creature ducks and dives in between newsagents whilst making humming noises with his mouth.booom bip booom bip boom.

one time he ate his own weight in crisps then decided to beatbox them all over himself.what a mess he said.

by matt December 28, 2004