matt's definitions

nipplets

The very center point of a nipple. The most sensitive region, one that can cause utmost pleasure to a female.

I like to play with Kim's nipplets when I get the chance to.

by Matt August 16, 2003

KEY KEY

KEY KEY also had a hard time finding the shitbox.

Key Key would not know what to do in time squawre. Rearrrah

by Matt December 27, 2003

conploy

Conploy means 'to employ someone with the intention of firing them'. Its etymology comes from 'con', meaning a rip off or scam and 'ploy', the ending of the word 'employ' on which this word is based.

(Source and origin: www.insidereality.net/index.php?itemid=281)

"I can't believe he conployed you"
"I was conployed"

by Matt April 22, 2005

Rosso

Retarded redneck who is also gay. He laughs like a total idiot and is the worst speaker ever.

Disknfbjdbjg dhbgdhbdjhbdj fksldhfklshfsjdem teachers are da skhfb stuupid!

by Matt January 26, 2005

Cockburn

jock itch

Nigga I aint took no bath in weeks an now ma cock burn!!!!

by Matt April 21, 2003

stroked on

While playing basketball,he goes to shoot, you jump up to stuff his shot, he shoots just before you're there and he swishes it right in your face

"man you got stroked on"

by matt May 30, 2003

bizulshizit

N. The slang term for when something is so incredibly wrong that words come out in a slur of speach with randomly insterted Z's

also See, Fizuk, Skrizew, and blizowjizob

Man i can't believe you skrizewd her that is such bizulshizit. Go fizuk your self and have your mother give you a blizowjizob.

by Matt April 22, 2004