matt's definitions

Sir Prancealot

A sweaty, effeminate, bearded uncle who dances too much at family weddings and remains a bachelor his whole life. Has a reputation among his immediate family as a "bit of a fruit" and profanes female celebrities when drunk.
eg. "That Carol fucking Vordermann has had a face-lift. Dirty tart."

Son: Mummy, why is Unky Jeremy doing the can-can with that waiter?

Mother: Oh you know your Uncle Jeremy. He always was a bit of a Sir Prancealot.

by Matt April 28, 2004

Max 300

An extremely fast and difficult song from DDR, requiring incredible stamina and sight-reading abilities. It was the first 10 footer to appear when it debuted on DDRMAX and the fastest song to date. Once you pass thing song, you can join the "Max club".

I'd rather run suicides than play Max 300

by Matt September 6, 2004

Mantids

What Dave calls Mantises

"Hey Dave, are you looking for mantids"
"Why aren't you looking for mantids"

by Matt September 24, 2004

gloiven

Believed to be the Jewish slang for anus, or a random exclamation of enjoyment. Often a source of pain, pain in the gloiven.

Frink: 100% chance of PAIN! PAIN in da gloiven!

by matt October 24, 2003

Miss Morley

Fat slag with rolls, works at wreake valley and she is the most sexist bitch ive ever met, the thinks that 96% of the worlds population are called sam or james and occasionally emma.

she is a:-
bitch
slag
hoe
drag queen
whore
cock
fat cunt

by Matt April 23, 2005

Whiteboarding

having a Whiteboard conversation on MSN messenger

"Fancy Whiteboardin' man?"

by Matt May 26, 2004

potijuana

especially good marijuana

syn.- weed, marijuana, pot, mary jane, ganja, bud

dude we need more potijuana

by Matt June 17, 2006