matt's definitions

desperate

When you're horny or blue balling to the point where you'll fuck anyone.

Tom's so desperate that he'll have sex with a cow!

by Matt March 8, 2005

skulls

The nickname for members of the Phi Kappa Sigma fraternity.

The Skulls are having a party tonight.

by Matt August 28, 2004

MH

Another substitute for cursing, stands for mother hell. also look up mf

Friend:"your gonna be late for class if you dont leave 3 minutes ago"

Me: "MH"

by matt October 3, 2003

Chevy

The only American made pickup truck with a heated tailgate *this way your friends' hands dont get cold when they push you in the snow*

"Wow mike look at those failures, they drive a chevy"
"yeah bob, i'm glad i dont have to push your FORD like that"

by Matt November 23, 2004

tokyo breakfast

An unaired TV pilot featuring a group of Japanese people who say 'nigga!' a lot.

The stock market is one crazy nigga, nigga!

by matt February 3, 2004

rocketsurgery

the most difficult task a human can ever perform.

Hurry the fuck up. This isn't rocketsurgery.

by matt April 27, 2003

carvin

A music manufacturing company based in California. They make custom guitars and basses, as well as very good, yet low cost, amps. They can get away with selling all their products cheap because they only sell direct. Their amps and guitars are very underrated, but you take a gamble with their lower cost basses.

I own a Carvin amp and it sounds just like an Ampeg, but I payed much less than an Ampeg.

by Matt April 2, 2004