nerd syndrome

A disease that stems from too much time at the computer, playing starcraft and other nerdy things.

Symptoms: Thick glasses, crooked nose, not leaving your room, getting below a 90% and panicking, having no friends, spending all your time on shit that doesn't matter, and having no fashion sense.

Adam Kirsh has MAD nerd syndrome.

by matt February 11, 2004

bullet ballet

Any John Woo film, The Killer, A Better Tomorrow, etc.

Woo is the master of the bullet ballet.

by matt December 16, 2004

refol

Rolling everywhere fucking old ladies.
A mutant cross between 'refl', 'rofl', and some wrinkles.

Guy 1: I was SO refoling the other day
Guy 2: That is so not hawt

by Matt December 05, 2004

Bowel Conquistador

a gay man, especially of Latin American decent

God youre such a bowel conquistador!

by Matt November 16, 2004

FreeBSD

the most stable and secure operating system out there. dominate over linux and windows.

www.freebsd.org

by matt April 20, 2003

dizzle

The first name "Dave"

Dave Chappelle: What's up yall! My name is Dizzle.

by Matt March 01, 2004

omlette

to bust a load in a girls ear and then to fold the ear over in an omlette like fashion!!

After we were done humping, she said she was hungry so i mabe that bitch an omlette

by Matt November 12, 2003