Kershnoppel

To humiliate utterly.

Matt Kershnoppeled Amer.

by Matt December 12, 2003

nut butter

semen, cum, sperm, splooge, anything ejaculated from the penis that comes from the nut, or scrotum.

My nut butter went all over josh's face

by matt September 08, 2003

Lilac

A very beautiful flower, and coincidentaly the favorite flower to the most beautiful women in the world.

Jamie loves lilacs. They smell almost as good as she does

by Matt August 30, 2004

Assailance

the act of an assailant, or assassin. To Kill, Murder.

i went into the room and an assailance took place.

by Matt December 16, 2004

instashits

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.

Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.

by Matt April 10, 2004

aquafina

A word that, in the language of love, means, "The blood that runs through my veins is love for you". It may only be used by two people who are completely and utterly in love with each other and intend on spending the rest of their lives together.

Female: I have to go to work now.
Male: Ok, aquafina.
Female: Aquafina, honey.

by Matt June 17, 2006

Screeching Weasel

A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"

Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat

by Matt November 11, 2004