matt's definitions

Kerplunk

a game about pieces of shit dropping i toilets (actually about marbles dropping in pocket thingies)

let's play kerplunk!!!!!!!

by matt January 17, 2004

trans am

One of the American sports cars that is compensation for having a small penis.

See also corvette, viper, and huge ass pickup truck.

by Matt May 28, 2005

tons-o-fun

A quantitative measurement of fun dealing with an amount of fun that is over 2000 pounds or more. Usually used sarcastically.

I told Megan that talking to Doug and Josh sounded like tons-o-fun.

by Matt March 9, 2005

mexiflip

A Mexican-Filipino person.

Blake's such a mexiflip! He makes punset burritos.

by Matt January 27, 2004

Equilibrium

A great action movie starring Christian Bale, and featuring the highest on-screen body count of any film (non-war).

Even more than Hard Boiled.

by matt November 3, 2004

chode

1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.

1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode.
2.Daves just a stupid chode

by Matt March 23, 2004

sushisex

sushi sex

i want sushi sex now!

by matt December 23, 2003