by Matt November 13, 2004
Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.
That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.
by matt April 08, 2005
Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.
by Matt August 18, 2004
80's slang term for disgusting, offensive, dirty, smelly, et cetera. Derived from either "gross" or "grotesque." Rarely heard today.
by matt November 17, 2004
known for his speed when eating crisps this strange creature ducks and dives in between newsagents whilst making humming noises with his mouth.booom bip booom bip boom.
one time he ate his own weight in crisps then decided to beatbox them all over himself.what a mess he said.
by matt December 28, 2004
In the Amusement Park we call life there is one ride that never seems to end. The roller coaster ride of Girls.
Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.
Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.
by Matt February 27, 2005