matt's definitions

poonerT*

The action of an angry ass goblin springing forth from someones ass and wreaking havok upon the unsuspecting world.

Oh my god... The ass goblin is attacking! PoonerT* is upon us!!!!

by Matt April 27, 2004

Wicca

Wicca, Sometimes refered to as: Witchcraft , or The Craft , Is a nature based religion. Followers, called Wiccans , worship 2 dieties, a god and a goddess. Some Wiccans worship others as well though the most common is the 2 dieties. There is no set path for a Wiccan and often they add or subtract parts of the religion making it offer more freedom than other religons such as Christians , or Muslims .

"Religion: Wiccan"
"I am a Wiccan."

by Matt November 25, 2004

Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her Vagina

Kevin Reeves quiefs daily

by matt July 16, 2003

g unit

Nick name for Matty, a.k.a "unit" for short. He recieved this title for his hockey team.

Whats up G-Unit! Unit's gonna get fucked!

by matt November 26, 2003

Music

Something the world would be lost without.

Music is life.

by Matt April 16, 2004

Lorena Bobbitt

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.

"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

by Matt June 18, 2006

YYZ

The identity code for a Toronto airport and the best song ever to be conceived by a canadian band.
The time signature is set to match 'YYZ' in morse code (-.---.----..)
Great song for jammin' to.

'Hey Cam, what do you want to jam to..'
'Uuuuuhhh... YYZ'
(taps on ride cymbal)

by Matt April 22, 2005