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tft

Thin Film Transistor. An LCD screen technology used in laptop's and some of the newer type monitors. These form circuits that are several microns in thickness. A micron is 1 millionth of a meter
I got a 17" TFT laptop screen!
by Matt August 8, 2004
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sha-nay-nay

going down a hill on an inner tube, where one person is on the bottom, with one, two or three people on top.
"Sha-nay-nay time, sorry lepper boy, your left out."
by matt January 26, 2005
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alpha

The best. A state of awesomeness or something that is the most awesome.
Dude! That weed was ALPHA!
by matt October 16, 2004
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hood wax taco

It's the act of having sex with a girl with her ass on the hood of your car or truck. The next day when everything dries, you can see the "taco" outline on the hood.
Eric banged Sara on the hood of his Jeep. The next day I saw the hood wax taco and made this definition.
by matt April 13, 2005
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tweener

A person who is not ugly and not "hott", but in be'tween'.
<@AuroraX0> I'm so f-in ugly.
<@Crimson> Yeah, you kinda are. You're not even a tweener.
by Matt February 10, 2004
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Britney Spears

Things you can do with a Britney spears cd:

Feed it to your dog. It is high in protein.

Use it as a frisbee.

Melt it down and turn it into random shapes.

Use it as a coaster for your coffee.
Anything but listen to it.
by matt January 30, 2005
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mashed potatoes

If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
by Matt January 25, 2004
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