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vlo

Three letter abbreviation known to slackers for many reasons, few examples

1. Increase chance for a larger welfare check / more food stamps.

2. Give more time to bar rat.

3. Give more time to chuck haga

4. Give more time to shave 5 o'clock shadow so it is less visible tomorrow.

Please see bar rat and chuck haga @ urbandictionary.com
That bitch takes a VLO every day and still affords to bar rat! How is that possible??? Oh.. Welfare!
by Matt May 1, 2004
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Log Taster

A person who enjoys eating shit. One who likes to ingest poo.
Did you see that German Sheisse video? That bitch was a log taster!
by Matt November 10, 2003
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fagina

Fat Vagina. In other words - a large woman's genitals.
Dude, there ain't no hotties over here. There's nothing but fagina!
by Matt September 9, 2004
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CSI

CSI stands for "Crime Scene Investigation," which as the name implies are a group of individuals, usually forensic scientists, within a police force who examine and process a crime scene and the evidence found there. It is also a show on CBS with reruns on SpikeTV. There are three forms of the show: CSI, CSI: Miami, and CSI: New York. Many claim that CSI is CBS's stylized response to the show Law & Order on NBC. However, the television show is just a glamorized, more "viewer friendly" view of the real CSI job.
(Taken from www.vgcats.com) "In the normal world, CSI, or Crime Scene Investigators, collect and analyze information on a crime. Their findings are then passed on to the detectives and other authorities as the criminal case makes its way down the system. However, in TV, show the CSI investigators take on nearly all aspects of the case. Even arresting and interviewig suspects. Making them some sort of Judge Dredd enforcement officer. A complete package of Judge, Jury, and Executer."
Although I like CSI and Law & Order, I personally prefer Law & Order because it's more realistic. Also, since I'm pre-law, I was upset with the court scenes on CSI.
by Matt September 8, 2005
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NeogeN

A legendary CS player that ownz all. Hes so good he goes 1v5 vs cal-i teams and pwnz there faces. KTHX he ownz joo.
NeogeN would own you if he was here.
by Matt December 23, 2003
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G-Town

fuck G-Town, shiiiiit Rowlett representta
G-Town = blows
by Matt June 14, 2004
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Nuccuhz

Yo Nuccuhz! Lmmfao Sup!?
by Matt February 4, 2004
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