kewl

a cute way of saying cool

Hey Boon, check out my new boxers!
They are so "kewl"

by Matt March 02, 2005

Skinderella

A young lady who has risen from abject poverty and/or obscurity to become a famed porn star.

Jane took her lengendary blowjobs all the way from 7-11 carpark to the big screen to become the industry's greatest Skinderella.

by Matt January 01, 2005

flanguage

no doubt the coolest way to talk, putting an f in front of choice words during conversation

dont pronounce it as "FAH"... let it flow continuously

"Dont be such a ftard!" (original use of flanguage)

"I'm so sick of eating fbananas."

"I like singing about fscat!"

by matt January 14, 2005

smenis

A below average penis, or small penis

When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.

by Matt March 09, 2004

pack

v. To eat lots of absorbant foods such as bread and pancakes and drink lots of water before you go drinking. Packing gives you the ability to drink more in one night and helps prevent the severity of a hangover, or just prevent the hangover all together.

Johnny packed before he drank and is hangover-free!

by Matt February 20, 2005

Scratchin in my record shop

goes with blizzm with my flip flop, means, you gonna be playing tonight?!

"YO!!! blizzm with my flip flop!! scratchin in my record shop!"

by Matt January 15, 2004

mwam

Matrix-within-a-Matrix. A theory invented about the Matrix where the real world of Zion is another simulation.

"Dude! The MWAM theory is a load of bullcrap! Neo stopped the sentinels with telekenesis!"

by Matt October 21, 2003