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period

the time of the monthe when gurls get bitchy beyond belief and scream at everything that moves.
all of my female friends get their period at the same time. so for a week out of the month, every1s pissed at each other. its really gay...
by matt January 24, 2005
mugGet the periodmug.

roadboner

when you get a boner driving down the highway due to road vibrations. usually starts when thinking about sex coupled with big bump in road. can be quite annoying
i was driving my big rig and thinking about my one-night stand last night. now i got a hella roadboner
by matt August 22, 2004
mugGet the roadbonermug.

new year's eve

a time to get drunk and laid and not remember what happened afterwards
its january 1......... wtf happened to december 31....... and why does my ass hurt?
by matt December 31, 2004
mugGet the new year's evemug.

Zinky Karfunkle

A person on hallucinagetic drugs who sees themselves as another person. Usually a makebeleive one.
Dude, Zinky Karfunkle is hear.
Dont' stink the Zink!
by Matt December 16, 2004
mugGet the Zinky Karfunklemug.

dang foo

Used to express surprise or complete hatred.
Dang Foo!! You jacked up my car!
by Matt March 14, 2005
mugGet the dang foomug.

wreake valley

Wreak valley is a bag-of-wank school that was originally designed to be used as a prison. the teachers are all wanker and miss morley is a sexist drag queen who needs a good kick in the ovaries
wreake is a load of shite!!
by Matt April 23, 2005
mugGet the wreake valleymug.

kant

German philosopher born in the 1720s. Kant creatively synthesized the theories of the empiricists and the rationalists, and thus concluded that our perceptions of time and space are based on synthetic a priori knowledge.

Kant deduced the categorical imperative-- the non-consequentialist moral theory that states we should only act in ways that can be universalized-- from his theory that humans are the only agents of pure reason.
by Matt May 22, 2004
mugGet the kantmug.

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