matt's definitions

office

Place to do your dirty business aka take a shit or wizz

Man I gotta go get some work done in the office.

by Matt December 16, 2003

Rehersal

The real way to spell "rehearsal"

I don't know about you and you're "rehearsals" but I have to go to a rehersal.

by Matt September 22, 2003

5UP3R L337

The State of Being Super Leet or Super Elite. Have to do with being a a really smart Techie.

I can't beleive I got that problem with my computer fixed I am so 5UP3R L337.

by Matt May 11, 2003

Guac

Used to describe a trick ass hoe.

your girlfriend, your mom, your grandma

by matt December 28, 2004

maggot

in the yards in prison/underworld activity, a deadset low cunt that is marginally higher on the pecking order than a child molester, but only ever so marginally.

hows that maggots form, i reckon we carve the fuckin dog up when no cunts watchin.

by matt May 13, 2005

CSI

CSI stands for "Crime Scene Investigation," which as the name implies are a group of individuals, usually forensic scientists, within a police force who examine and process a crime scene and the evidence found there. It is also a show on CBS with reruns on SpikeTV. There are three forms of the show: CSI, CSI: Miami, and CSI: New York. Many claim that CSI is CBS's stylized response to the show Law & Order on NBC. However, the television show is just a glamorized, more "viewer friendly" view of the real CSI job.
(Taken from www.vgcats.com) "In the normal world, CSI, or Crime Scene Investigators, collect and analyze information on a crime. Their findings are then passed on to the detectives and other authorities as the criminal case makes its way down the system. However, in TV, show the CSI investigators take on nearly all aspects of the case. Even arresting and interviewig suspects. Making them some sort of Judge Dredd enforcement officer. A complete package of Judge, Jury, and Executer."

Although I like CSI and Law & Order, I personally prefer Law & Order because it's more realistic. Also, since I'm pre-law, I was upset with the court scenes on CSI.

by Matt September 8, 2005

Forrest Gump

1)person - Forrest Gump- Showed LBJ his butt, Fought in Viet Nam, started a shrimp company, just kept running
2)Pulling something off with pure ignorance and luck.

1) Forrest Gump sure does like chocolates
2)You Forrest Gumped your way through college you bastard. Dude you totally Forrest Gumped your way into her pants!

by Matt September 8, 2003