Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.
-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".
by Matt April 07, 2005
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wingman

Best friend through thick and thin. Word given to express a relationship greater than brothers. True hommies.
Word homes! Yo Niell YOU'RE MY WINGMAN DAWG!
by matt February 02, 2005
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jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.
by matt October 29, 2003
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fhyse

The word that Mark from Granda Hills Charter High School uses instead of "fuck" because he is too much of a pussy to cuss.
Shut the fhyse up!
I'm gonna come over there and fhyse you up!
What the fhyse?
by Matt April 15, 2004
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simpsons

A show that used to be hilarious, but has started to suck shit in the last 3 or 4 season, when the episodes made no sense and became like every other show on Fox.
Damn, turn the simpsons off, Family Guy/South Park is on.
by Matt January 25, 2004
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pinus

1. A combination of a pineapple and a penis.

2. Another word for penis.
1. Doesn't exist in reality, so there is no example. Just use your imagination.

2. I have a massive pinus.
by Matt December 04, 2003
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padoosh

The word to describe a young boy named Austin, that was on Barney. It also means to ejaculate out your rectum
by Matt November 30, 2004
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