Definitions by matt

Zong 

A bong with its tube in the shape of a Z

Thats a phatty zong dude

Zong by matt November 15, 2002

Splooge 

the white sticky substance emitted from a penis while masturbating on a womans face

Oh my god, look at that sticky splooge I emitted on that sluts face!

Splooge by Matt October 6, 2002

Dead Presidents 

American currency, any paper money

Jerome: How much is that?
Leroy: I'll make it 20 dead presidents
Jerome: Aight

Dead Presidents by matt October 1, 2002

Kicks 

Slang for shoes

Greg: Yo I got me some new gear
Arnold: Those are some phat kicks you got

Kicks by matt October 1, 2002

Smell me 

Understanding where a person is coming from, another way of saying the slang phrase "You feel me?"

Leon: I be all peaceful most of the time. You smell me?
Kevin: Yo I smell ya

Smell me by matt October 1, 2002

asdf 

Used when an appropriate title cannot be ascertained. Or: In the subject bar of an email when no title is deemed worthy.

asdfghjkl;'

asdf by Matt June 13, 2002