mat's definitions

liquid death

1. A drug that can induce unconciousness, similar to alcohol but much more potent. 2 spoonfulls can knock out almost anyone.

2. A phrase that sounds cool if you say it in a metallica-esque voice. It can mean "Cool!" or "Total Destruction!".

- Dont drink liquid death when youre driving or else you will certainly crash.
- Dude that Decapitated concert was straight up LIQUID DEATH!!
- How about a taste of LIQUID DEATH!!?

by Mat August 30, 2006

880991

This number when multiplied by the speed of sound, is the speed of light; aka mach 880991 (the speed of light).

When you see something it's not exactly how it looked when you saw it because the light has to travel to your eyes, and it does so at mach 880991, fast, but not instant.

by Mat May 30, 2005

curvage

one whos penis curves when erect

i have bad curvage in my cock

by mat April 11, 2005

hi

A quick way of saying hello.

Jim: Hello Bob.
Bob: Hi Jim.

by Mat April 19, 2005

los tres pantalones

hip-hoppin fresh mexican posse

:i wish i was a los tres pantalones

by mat April 22, 2005

capsworthy

Something so amazing it is worthy of being typed in capital letters.

HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY is so capsworthy!

by Mat April 24, 2005

sadgasm

1: an ejaculation achived after meaningless sex lacking that feel good afterglow.

2: a sudden burst of depression.

3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.

4: achieving an orgasm while sad or depressed.

When i listen to to much pop music i have a sadgasm.

by Mat May 17, 2008