spoony

A colorful species of waterfowl (duck) considered less desirable by hunters. Sometimes refered to as, "Portuguse broad billed flying technocolor rat".

Slow day at the blind so we shot a pair of spooneys then got drunk

by Mat May 13, 2005

paleface

Describes a person who rarely gets exposed to sunlight, thus making their skin somewhat lighter than the average person.

Balfa7<NuBeas> and InSaNe<NuBeas> play on their computer all day, they're such palefaces.

by mat December 31, 2004

Hamlegs

Female legs which resembles a smooth sasuage and/or leg of ham.

She has hamlegs

by Mat August 11, 2003

cock

penis over 7 inches in length and 3 inches around.

i said i need some cock not wennier.

by Mat July 30, 2004

dixie ray

Big Slut, that goes to school in hartshorne oklahoma.

Dixie ray is a big bitch

by mat March 01, 2005

Wurzels

The best song eva. As a Somerseter (south west england) I can boast about having the Wurzels. The Beatles of the South West.
Songs like; Combine Harvester, The Blackbird, Drink up thy Zider. See also: Wurzel

"I gotta brand new COmbine Harvester, and i'll give you the key..." --Combine Harvester

by mat October 11, 2004

nig nog

nig nog is a seasonal beverage that consists of 2 parts egg nog, and 3 parts schlitz malt liquor.

"damn nickel, your breath smell like nig nog!"

by mat November 14, 2004