cheese wipe

When you take a slap of cheddar cheese and smash it on a plate till you see through it.

Usually used as an insult.

You are such a cheese wipe!

What the cheese wipe?!

Shut up, you cheese wipe!

by master stghm April 04, 2004

call wave

A useful online answering machine that records people's messages when your are online with a dial up connection.

My callwave picked up your call.

by master stghm April 04, 2004

pindar_1

An elderly man named Glenn Farnsworth who is in the Yahoo Chat - Beyond Planet Earth 2. He claims to have invented a Muon Generator and is often bothered by various people. He will bring up information on people he doesn't like and threaten to report them to the government.

"You dipshits who are into that gay KDK better stop harrassing me or I'll call the nuisance bureau!"

by master stghm April 30, 2005

rup

Sometimes said by a marching band when puting the instrument to their mouths.

*drum drum drumma drumma drum drum drum drum drrrruuuuummm* "RUP" *DAAA DAAAA DAA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA*

by master stghm April 04, 2004

The Creek

The creek or stream near a neighborhood that little kids play in and/or teens do drugs in. You will seldom find adults in by the creek. Often times there will be some woods surrounding it and maybe a path formed from people walking there. Many times there will be trash thrown in or around the river, from old Sega Genisis to candy wrappers.

Young Kid - "Hey Jake, let's go down to the creek and play Truth or Dare? with Jessica!"

"There's a shortcut by the creek"

Teen - "Hey Jake, let's go down to the creek and try some of this pot I got from this guy I know."

by master stghm May 03, 2005

Xanga

Xanga is a web log community, or blog, for people too stupid or lazy to learn html and make a real website. Then they put pictures of them and their friends or their pet as a profile picture, then say their main interest is God and tell us about their boring Christian life in a preppy-fad way.

Jane - "You so tottally have to check out my xanga!"

Judy - "OKAY!!"

On the blog ---

OMG so today i was reallee mad at dis boi for punching me in da face da toher day! i am sfp i tonite am going to his house and sh00ting him, whtih a water pistle of course! lol well i gots 2 go feed my kitty! byez (#__#)

by master stghm January 23, 2005

msn

An OK ISP without the crap AOL gives you, but the technical support sucks, and isn't as good as Earthlink

I tried to get help from MSN's Tech Support but they just told me to restart the computer.

by Master stghm April 07, 2004