martin's definitions

pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003

cocoshunter

derogatory term for someone who puts their willy in another man's bottom.

that dude shunts coco, and is therefore a cocoshunter

by martin November 20, 2004

gangster

What all the fella's at christchurch are gonna be on friday 11th

Gangster's are gonna be controlling the school

by Martin February 8, 2005

goldenhill

An methodology for writing ineffective computer software that, although it probably cost the user anything, doesn't work.

Is a varient on open source software. See also 'cowboy'

It doesn't work. I bought it from Goldenhill.

by Martin September 30, 2003

finger board

a 96mm skateboard controlled with your fingers, very fun if you cant afford a real board.

I can ollie 9cm with my finger board.

by Martin October 20, 2003

tosser

a wanker

He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.

by martin November 12, 2003

dap

a fist-on-fist greeting, front-to-front as if each person is punching each other on the hand

He gave me a dap when we greeted

by martin April 3, 2005