martin's definitions

Spanky

Spanky is a man who posts on a wrestling message board, he is usually aboriginal and has a massive penis which resembles the statue of liberty...but bigger.

Spanky poked me in the eye

by Martin August 7, 2004

pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003

Roody

Somebody who thinks that they are a "rood boi". Amost always total dicks.

Also know as/affiliated with: chav, townie, ned, scallie

"Roodys suck"

"I hate roodys"

"I is a rood boi"

by Martin February 9, 2005

Osiris

Biggest n00b known to man

Osiris: I rawk!1
Some Dude: You n00b, I pwnd you yesterday
Osiris: True...

by Martin February 26, 2005

Orataku

Someone who's in a constant state of confusion and swears more times then he inhales.

(No known use of this term)

by Martin April 28, 2003

ripple

it means good or wicked

damn that film was ripple

by martin May 13, 2005

norks

Top Bollocks

Lokk at those top bollocks

by Martin September 30, 2003