martin's definitions

Filipino Time

Filipino Time, which means things get done whenever they get done. Official Timing of The Phillipines.

I set up a party for 6:00. This is interpretted as 7:00 filipino time.

In some cases, filipino hosts deliberately set the time an hour or so earlier, knowing that the guests will arrive an hour or so late. In this case, the poor americans are surprised to see that they're the first ones to arrive and the only ones there for the first hour or so.

by Martin February 10, 2005

bonking

Having sex. It's a word that is widely acceptable in British society - not as rude as shag and *far* less rude than the offensive fuck.

The London Times recently wrote that President Bill Clinton "may forever be known as Bonking Bill."

by martin November 12, 2003

Schwepp

Absolutley anything.

Dude, that chick is SCHWEPP!
Did you really do that? Cause if you did, I'm gonna give you a schwepping!
"Dude, I got a date with Catie!" "SCHWEPP!"

by Martin June 29, 2003

Jairo

A Pacifist Person
Against War or conflicts
Never gives it's opinion to others

My Friend Jairo Zapata

by Martin February 7, 2005

zig

a guy who plays Pokemon on his mobile phone when he has a super computer and gets shouted at by Chakra

you daft cunt bubbling, donkey raping, bus hijacking, jockey faced fucktard, porn star stalking, cock slave, ass clown, noob feaces, ass clown motherfucker.. arse bandit, bitch slapping, shit faced cock sucking, dick wad

by Martin February 9, 2005

marky mark

Hunky, studly; like a high school football player. Looking like Mark Wahlberg in the era of his Calvin Klein ads. Sometimes it also implies someone that is not too bright (as in the case of most jocks). Usually used to describe someone younger, really fit older guys are, well, just really fit older guys.

“Shelly, did you see that guy at the other end of the dance floor? Ohmygod, he is so totally marky mark. I’d like to feel HIS vibration.”

by Martin June 11, 2006

1218

Chicano rapper Lil' Rob's clothing line

Did you see that new 1218 shirt?

by Martin October 13, 2004