martin's definitions

pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003

Spanky

Spanky is a man who posts on a wrestling message board, he is usually aboriginal and has a massive penis which resembles the statue of liberty...but bigger.

Spanky poked me in the eye

by Martin August 7, 2004

db's

A euphemistic abbreviation of the (UK) slang phrase "the Dog's Bollocks", which expresses approval.

His new bicycle is the DB's!
(His new bicycle is the Dog's Bollocks)

meaning: "His new bicycle is superb!"

by Martin November 18, 2004

July 6th

The birthday of a special person who will one day make it into a global holiday, holla.

Happy July 6 to all and to all a goodnight!
Happy birthday!

by Martin July 5, 2004

bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

by Martin September 24, 2003

tosser

a wanker

He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.

by martin November 12, 2003

finger board

a 96mm skateboard controlled with your fingers, very fun if you cant afford a real board.

I can ollie 9cm with my finger board.

by Martin October 20, 2003