bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.
"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".
by Martin September 24, 2003
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Tanking

To Run, or Move Swiftly. Term used by 'Narh Danz' (Also in UB.com) or a rude boy.
"After we nicked the money, we Tanked it from the cops"

"I Tanked it like a bitch when he saw me"
by Martin February 27, 2004
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franking

A sexual action. It involves three men giving a woman a dirty snachez, a spiderman, and abe lincoln. JSA forever!!!!!!!!
Dude I franked your mom last night with Hot Sauce and Damien.
by Martin September 14, 2006
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Hopey J

City of Hopewell Junction, New York. Not even a city...a town? Closer. Maybe a village, a hamlet, a one horse town. Maybe two horses in a stretch.

Not as cool as Po-town.
"Hey, what's that dot on the map?"
"Oh, that's Hopey J."
"....Oh."
by Martin December 30, 2004
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Prattish

Of or Relating To Christopher Pratt.

Adjective used to describe an action which he would do.
Collecting those is so Chris Prattish
or
You eat so Prattish
by Martin June 08, 2004
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norks

Lokk at those top bollocks
by Martin September 30, 2003
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xisps

A shorter way of saying or spelling 'Crisps'
Can be used with words like Chris or Christian (Xian)
I'm a practicing Xian
I'm gonna get a bag of Xisps!
by Martin March 15, 2005
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