martin's definitions

Spanky

Spanky is a man who posts on a wrestling message board, he is usually aboriginal and has a massive penis which resembles the statue of liberty...but bigger.

Spanky poked me in the eye

by Martin August 7, 2004

fishy

Fishy is a fake credit card number found by a hacker.

He paid for the car with a fishy

by Martin July 18, 2004

Chunt

A more polite version of the common word for flange and curtains. Can be expanded on in the usual ways.

She had a chunt like a clowns trouser pocket etc

by Martin December 10, 2002

beast

A less violent way to swear

argh! you beast
What a beast

by Martin February 8, 2005

pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003

china

In British prison slang, china means friend. It is short for 'china plate' which rhymes with mate.
This uncomplicated style of rhyme slang has characterized prison slang for years.

Billy and I go way back, he's a real china.

by martin March 22, 2005

Sellablige

The process of taking stock to determine the current situation, the assessment enabling a decision to be made on the most suitable course of action to be taken.

John: "There's not much going on round here - fancy getting a couple o' three grams of coke in and going up town top rankin'?"

Paul: "Well I've blown a few quid on ale and the fruity already - I'll have a quick sellablige and let you know whether I'm up for it or not."

by Martin February 17, 2005