martin's definitions

Total Resistance

A Oxnard Hardcore band.

Total Resistance is a NardCore band.

by martin December 11, 2003

fokey mokey

originated in kent(England) in the Faversahm Herne Bay area. can also be shortened to 'Fo Mo'. Has two meanings one as a mild insult instead of Mo Fo and the latter, a version of the hokey kokey involving jazz hands and wiggling of hips.

jemma you fo mo!!!!
yo, fo mo!
i hate him he's such a fo mo,
lets do the fokey mokey you fo mo,

by Martin May 13, 2005

cockblock

One of those things they put in between each urinal in a lot of gents public toilets so there is no peeking.

Thank God there's a cockblock there, Steely was trying to look at my package.

by Martin September 24, 2003

kafuffle

As used in "Little Britain" - when looking after a mad person and having to do what they want when they change their mind....

Paints whole bedroom red - then wants it blue after the last bit has been done - what a kafuffle

by Martin January 21, 2004

bizzlesnatch

An expansion of the word "bizzsnatch", courtesy of Snoop D-O-double Gizzle

"No, you're a bizzlesnatch"

by Martin February 8, 2003

Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by Martin February 8, 2005

goldenhill

An methodology for writing ineffective computer software that, although it probably cost the user anything, doesn't work.

Is a varient on open source software. See also 'cowboy'

It doesn't work. I bought it from Goldenhill.

by Martin September 30, 2003