martin's definitions

norks

Top Bollocks

Lokk at those top bollocks

by Martin September 30, 2003

Sellablige

The process of taking stock to determine the current situation, the assessment enabling a decision to be made on the most suitable course of action to be taken.

John: "There's not much going on round here - fancy getting a couple o' three grams of coke in and going up town top rankin'?"

Paul: "Well I've blown a few quid on ale and the fruity already - I'll have a quick sellablige and let you know whether I'm up for it or not."

by Martin February 17, 2005

xisps

A shorter way of saying or spelling 'Crisps'
Can be used with words like Chris or Christian (Xian)

I'm a practicing Xian
I'm gonna get a bag of Xisps!

by Martin March 15, 2005

gangster

What all the fella's at christchurch are gonna be on friday 11th

Gangster's are gonna be controlling the school

by Martin February 8, 2005

tosser

a wanker

He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.

by martin November 12, 2003

cocoshunter

derogatory term for someone who puts their willy in another man's bottom.

that dude shunts coco, and is therefore a cocoshunter

by martin November 20, 2004

goldenhill

An methodology for writing ineffective computer software that, although it probably cost the user anything, doesn't work.

Is a varient on open source software. See also 'cowboy'

It doesn't work. I bought it from Goldenhill.

by Martin September 30, 2003