martin's definitions

Sellablige

The process of taking stock to determine the current situation, the assessment enabling a decision to be made on the most suitable course of action to be taken.

John: "There's not much going on round here - fancy getting a couple o' three grams of coke in and going up town top rankin'?"

Paul: "Well I've blown a few quid on ale and the fruity already - I'll have a quick sellablige and let you know whether I'm up for it or not."

by Martin February 17, 2005

c00n

a term of abuse used by inadequate racist scum in a sick attempt to try and stop themselves from trying to deal with their own inadequacies

'i'd rather fuck my own mum than a coon'

by martin March 1, 2003

Ya Boss

Ya boss is another way to say blow job.

"My night was pretty good, got Ya Boss."

by Martin July 12, 2004

OBG

Oldie But Goodie, a term used to describe an ageing slapper who's still worth a donkey punch.

Matt: "Look at her, dirty old slag".
Mart: "Yeah, I'd still giver her one though, she's an OBG".

by Martin July 19, 2004

finger board

a 96mm skateboard controlled with your fingers, very fun if you cant afford a real board.

I can ollie 9cm with my finger board.

by Martin October 20, 2003

goldenhill

An methodology for writing ineffective computer software that, although it probably cost the user anything, doesn't work.

Is a varient on open source software. See also 'cowboy'

It doesn't work. I bought it from Goldenhill.

by Martin September 30, 2003

cocoshunter

derogatory term for someone who puts their willy in another man's bottom.

that dude shunts coco, and is therefore a cocoshunter

by martin November 20, 2004