martin's definitions

gangster

What all the fella's at christchurch are gonna be on friday 11th

Gangster's are gonna be controlling the school

by Martin February 8, 2005

fishy

Fishy is a fake credit card number found by a hacker.

He paid for the car with a fishy

by Martin July 18, 2004

beast

A less violent way to swear

argh! you beast
What a beast

by Martin February 8, 2005

bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

by Martin September 24, 2003

beliged

Completely and utterly drunk; obliterated; see Beligerent

Oh man, I got totally beliged last night, I think I pissed on a cop car.

by Martin May 13, 2005

Chunt

A more polite version of the common word for flange and curtains. Can be expanded on in the usual ways.

She had a chunt like a clowns trouser pocket etc

by Martin December 10, 2002

pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003