martin's definitions

July 6th

The birthday of a special person who will one day make it into a global holiday, holla.

Happy July 6 to all and to all a goodnight!
Happy birthday!

by Martin July 5, 2004

lad

an australian teen who thinks they are gods gift women and men alike.Generally seen whereing a white polo hat yellow nautica shirt with blue strips with the collar popped up and a red nuatica t shirt with a collar popped. And yellow nuatica shorts. really the most popular people in boys high school for some reason.

people in high schools who think there cool.

by martin October 15, 2004

Cum of sum yun guy

the jism found on a chinese dinner when you weren't expecting anyone to wank on it.

Martin waS AT JIM MORGAN'S HOUSE WHEN HE ASKED ME TO EAT "CUM OF SUM GUY". i SAID NO YOU TIGHT GINGER TWAT.

by Martin December 11, 2004

ewan

Lanky fucker wae fucked up hair but brags about his small man hood

ewan the man with the small cock

by martin January 14, 2005

pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003

Spanky

Spanky is a man who posts on a wrestling message board, he is usually aboriginal and has a massive penis which resembles the statue of liberty...but bigger.

Spanky poked me in the eye

by Martin August 7, 2004

Martitude

A parody of creation loving bastards such as BooB's apparant pulling techniques and socialising

With my martitude i pulled 16 girls in 10 minutes last night.

You could all be a lot better if you had a little martitude

by martin March 23, 2003