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Tubthump

Tubthump(V): to have sexual intercourse in one's bathtub

Alternates: Tubthumping: Amusing song that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the word
"Haha I tubthumped your sister/mother/cousin/girlfriend/dog!"
by Marko November 10, 2004
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Martha Stooursh

the sound your tape recorder makes when you tryin and say martha stewart backwards (true-woots athram), and then play the tape in reverse..."martha stooursh"
(presses record) "true-woots athram"...(squickilydeegle - tape rewinds and flips over, press play) "martha stooursh
by marko August 11, 2004
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sword fight

God, this party is a huge sword fight. Where are the wenches?
by Marko October 23, 2002
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ipod

a topic on urbandictionary.com that has been used to discuss the pros and cons of ipods between viewers. Besides it is too expensive and the only reason it has more sales than any other is because people are stupid
read all of the other entries to see what i mean
by marko April 14, 2005
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swamp ass

Man, I bet that fat bitch been sitting in the sun so long in those fat-ass pants she gots herself a serious case of swamp-ass.
by Marko October 23, 2002
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stjepanovic antonio

ne, nema sanse da se isplati
ah, marketinski trik
by marko April 12, 2005
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Self mutilation

A form of hurting. Done to one's self by one's self. Now, I'm not sure about this, there could have been a time when this actually resulted out of depression, but in this day and age, it's becoming trendy, and popular. Everyone refers to themselves as "broken" now. Everyone thinks they have such problems. These people are called WEAK. Now sure, there are definitely people out there who have it pretty damn bad. But now, anything that makes anyone unhappy...they decide "Boo hoo, I'm gonna cut" WTF? Since when did "attempted suicide" become trendy?
"My parents hate me because they said I can't go to the Good Charlotte/Taking Back Sunday concert, so I'm gonna go cut myself so they feel guilty....>:)...I mean boo hoo"
by Marko December 21, 2004
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