marko's definitions

Sex Pistols

I'd just like to make a note that Deranged, the source of definition number 12, well he's right.

He is! He knows what he's talking about

by Marko December 27, 2004

Phulmoid

A new shape, derived from 'cuboid'. An entirely convex shape similar to that of a rotund person with no neck. Almost impossible to represent without papier-mâché or calcined gypsum (plaster of paris).

"that man is phulmoid in shape"

by Marko January 21, 2005

team duece

The act of taking a shit with one or more of your friends in a public restroom.

"Hey guys, lets take a team duece, then shower, and head out to pick up some tramps..."

by Marko June 24, 2004

Tubthump

Tubthump(V): to have sexual intercourse in one's bathtub

Alternates: Tubthumping: Amusing song that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the word

"Haha I tubthumped your sister/mother/cousin/girlfriend/dog!"

by Marko November 10, 2004

camwank

Camwank(V): To masturbate while one's webcam, or any moving image recorder/processor is turned on and someone is watching what your camera is seeing.

"Man, she's such a slut, last night on MSN she asked me to camwank for her!"
"OMG WTF LOL ROFL LMAO!"
"...die"

by Marko November 10, 2004

D'Eagled

D'Eagled(V): Means to be shot with a D'Eagle, or Desert Eagle, the extremely powerful handgun. Often used in games such as Counter Strike, in which people praise guns they've never even come physically close to.

"D'Eagled from ya six, bitch!"

by Marko November 11, 2004

Floor

Floor(N): (1: Very large place where lazy people put thier stuff.
(2: Place indoors where people walk.

(1:"Where's the remote?"
"On the floor."
"Where's the stove?"
"On the floor." <lights go out>
"Where's a torch?"
"ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!"

(2: "You walk on the floor"

by Marko November 11, 2004