Definitions by marko

Magwitch

convict; who is pip's secret benefactor in great expectations

Magwitch's a baller.

Magwitch by Marko November 15, 2004

Broom 

Broom(N): Long, thin handle with brush at one end, used for sweeping floors clean. Not too difficult to understand, eh?

"Get a broom, sweep this floor."

Broom by Marko November 12, 2004

D'Eagled 

D'Eagled(V): Means to be shot with a D'Eagle, or Desert Eagle, the extremely powerful handgun. Often used in games such as Counter Strike, in which people praise guns they've never even come physically close to.

"D'Eagled from ya six, bitch!"

D'Eagled by Marko November 11, 2004

Floor 

Floor(N): (1: Very large place where lazy people put thier stuff.
(2: Place indoors where people walk.

(1:"Where's the remote?"
"On the floor."
"Where's the stove?"
"On the floor." <lights go out>
"Where's a torch?"
"ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!"

(2: "You walk on the floor"

Floor by Marko November 11, 2004

Tubthump

Tubthump(V): to have sexual intercourse in one's bathtub

Alternates: Tubthumping: Amusing song that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the word

"Haha I tubthumped your sister/mother/cousin/girlfriend/dog!"

Tubthump by Marko November 10, 2004

camwank 

Camwank(V): To masturbate while one's webcam, or any moving image recorder/processor is turned on and someone is watching what your camera is seeing.

"Man, she's such a slut, last night on MSN she asked me to camwank for her!"
"OMG WTF LOL ROFL LMAO!"
"...die"

camwank by Marko November 10, 2004

Martha Stooursh 

the sound your tape recorder makes when you tryin and say martha stewart backwards (true-woots athram), and then play the tape in reverse..."martha stooursh"

(presses record) "true-woots athram"...(squickilydeegle - tape rewinds and flips over, press play) "martha stooursh

Martha Stooursh by marko August 11, 2004