mark palmer's definitions

horn

device for smoking marijuana

jamal..wheres your horn?

by mark palmer March 15, 2004

right ripped

the act of being very drunk

me and terry got fukin' right ripped

by mark palmer March 15, 2004

four finger fattie

a large wad of snuff that covers four fingers when taken out of the tin

after a stressful day, i had to pop in a four finger fattie

by mark palmer March 15, 2004

palmer's mom

a very sluty old wrinkly whore that gets by in life by fuking anything and everything that walks talks breathes or is living..or that is visible by the naked eye

got her palmer's mom off 100 times with one lick

by mark palmer March 15, 2004

big TOM

a large overweight native who serves no purpose in life..but is employed at the local bus station..he arrives at work with 24's of honey lager falling out of his truck..he is never clean or presentable..even to a dirty bum living on the street....... example:chirs french

big tom...hook me up with a 24 and a pack of cigos..

by mark palmer March 15, 2004

skoal

the best thing on the face the earth.....if the earth had a face...which it might.....and if it does it prolly looks like a tin of skoal.....fuk'n right

skoalllll rocks
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by mark palmer March 15, 2004

skoal girl

a girl with an extremely large underbyte who everyone is convinced dipps smokeless tobacco

ya.....i had a dip with skoal last nite....she had a whole log to herself

by mark palmer March 15, 2004