horizontal sumo wrestling

When two fat people have sex with(or make love to) each other.
When Jeff(a little scrawny sexually frustrated guy who likes to peek into other peoples' dorm rooms to look for and watch certain people having sex) snuck his eyes into one dorm room with the sounds of intense sexual activity emanating from it, he was all of a sudden scarred for life and lost his lunch when he saw two broke down Tri Delt bitches engaging in the act of horizontal sumo wrestling and giving each other Hot Karl.





Mark H. Urban Dictionary afficionado since February 2004.
by Mark H December 14, 2004
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hunt for pink october

A search for anything that is sex-related, such as the following things:

1. Porn
2. Pussy (a vagina is often referred to as the pink)
3. Prostitutes
4. Gay or Lesbian lovers (the color pink is often associated with homosexuality)

Has absolutely nothing to do with some 1990 war movie starring Sean Connery that has a similar name(The Hunt for Red October).
1. I am so fucking horny, I am gonna get online on a hunt for pink October.

2. Or better yet, I should go to the local whorehouses and strip joints and get on a REAL hunt for pink October.

3.Jimmy: Owww man! It itches.
Robert: Now you see. How many times did I tell you to keep your guard up whenever you're on the hunt for pink October in the Red Light District?

4. Ever since Carl came out of the closet about a year ago, he's been on a constant hunt for pink October! How many assmates has he now had? 50?
by Mark H September 22, 2004
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asstodon

A really big ass/rear end/butt/tush/whatever you want to call it.

Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.
Dayum girl, you got quite an asstodon there!
by Mark H May 23, 2004
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lolos

Look at those huge lolos on that French babe!
by Mark H August 20, 2004
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Zyklon

The stuff that the Nazis used in their concentration camps to gas people to death.
by Mark H August 17, 2004
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Fred Durst

I am so hungry right now, I feel like eating some Fred Durst.
by Mark H July 08, 2004
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Lols of Jericho, The

Any comedy/humor/hilarity that is of Biblical proportions.
...and then his pants fell down! OMG! OMG! Lols of Jericho!!!
by Mark H August 25, 2004
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