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What the girl who you're having sex with might say if you stick your penis into some part of her body where it doesn't feel good for her at all.
Oww! Wrong hole, dumbshit! Don't you ever try screwing me in my belly button! Now do me right. *guy sticks his penis into one of the girl's two crotch ends* Ahhh, now that's much better.
by Mark H June 2, 2004
Get the Wrong hole, dumbshit! mug.1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.
2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.
2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.
1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)
2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!
2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!
by Mark H August 25, 2004
Get the e-sturbation mug.Lucas: "Shit dogg, my ex has been going around school telling everyone the terrible truth about me"
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"
Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"
Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
by Mark H May 24, 2005
Get the nonad mug.1.To be feeling very happy. Occasionally also meaning in a snobbish or egotistical way.
2.To be experiencing euphoric intoxication through drugs.
2.To be experiencing euphoric intoxication through drugs.
1a. Nick D was so riding high when he scored two very hot babes by pulling the beirut trick.
1b.
Nerdy kid in math class: Woooo! I passed the test! Wooohoo, I'm so smart! *prances all over the classroom like a ninny*
Normal kid:(talking to a fellow classmate about the nerd) He sure is riding high, isn't he?
2.
Cop: You know sir, you don't seem to realize that you are speeding and swerving a little on your side of the road.
TJ: Uh was I? Really? *giggles* No sir, I havn't drank any.
Cop: No you don't look drunk. I see you are shaking a bit and have that goofy grin on your face. You sure are feeling very happy right now aren't you.
TJ: Oooh yeah! I am RIDING HIGH!!
Cop: And you are fucking going to be riding in the back of my police car with me taking you on an up north trip! That is a bag of crack rock that I see on your dashboard! NOW GET OUT!
Caleb: Oh shit.
TJ: Here, have a donut. *pulls out a fresh Krispy Kreme donut and hands it to the cop*
Cop: Thanks. *scarfs down donut* But still, you are coming with me!
TJ and Caleb: Haaaahahahahaha!
Cop: *pulling TJ out* Now what is so funny? Getting in trouble with the LAW is not funny!
Caleb: It's funny because it's poisonous!
Cop: No, you are both stupid drug-addicted morons. *reaches for handcuffs*
Caleb: In layman's terms, I laced that donut, which you just ate, with DDT! Fucking hilarious!
Cop: WHAT THE!? You... *gags, tries to pull out his gun, but falls dead on the ground face first*
TJ: *laughing* Alright, Caleb you da man! You a genious! *gets back in the car*
Caleb: I try. *high fives TJ* Now let's go.
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
1b.
Nerdy kid in math class: Woooo! I passed the test! Wooohoo, I'm so smart! *prances all over the classroom like a ninny*
Normal kid:(talking to a fellow classmate about the nerd) He sure is riding high, isn't he?
2.
Cop: You know sir, you don't seem to realize that you are speeding and swerving a little on your side of the road.
TJ: Uh was I? Really? *giggles* No sir, I havn't drank any.
Cop: No you don't look drunk. I see you are shaking a bit and have that goofy grin on your face. You sure are feeling very happy right now aren't you.
TJ: Oooh yeah! I am RIDING HIGH!!
Cop: And you are fucking going to be riding in the back of my police car with me taking you on an up north trip! That is a bag of crack rock that I see on your dashboard! NOW GET OUT!
Caleb: Oh shit.
TJ: Here, have a donut. *pulls out a fresh Krispy Kreme donut and hands it to the cop*
Cop: Thanks. *scarfs down donut* But still, you are coming with me!
TJ and Caleb: Haaaahahahahaha!
Cop: *pulling TJ out* Now what is so funny? Getting in trouble with the LAW is not funny!
Caleb: It's funny because it's poisonous!
Cop: No, you are both stupid drug-addicted morons. *reaches for handcuffs*
Caleb: In layman's terms, I laced that donut, which you just ate, with DDT! Fucking hilarious!
Cop: WHAT THE!? You... *gags, tries to pull out his gun, but falls dead on the ground face first*
TJ: *laughing* Alright, Caleb you da man! You a genious! *gets back in the car*
Caleb: I try. *high fives TJ* Now let's go.
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
by Mark H November 11, 2004
Get the riding high mug.A Mexican man walks into a bar.
Please note that he's the *only* Mexican person there and all the other guys are white.
Suddenly one of the white guys walks up to the Mexican guy and says...
"Hey you! Colored men aren't allowed, much less welcome here!"
Then, the Mexican guy turns around and says to the white guy...
"Hey pendejo... When I was born, I was brown!"
"When I grew up, I was brown!"
"When I am sick, I'm brown!"
"When I'm in the sun, I'm brown!"
"When I'm in the cold, I'm brown!"
"And when I die, I'll still be brown!"
"But on the other hand you, pendejo, when you were born, you were pink!"
"When you grew up, you were white!"
"When you're sick, you turn yellow or even green!"
"When you're in the sun, you turn red!"
"When you're in the cold, you turn blue!"
"And when you die, you'll turn purple!"
"And you have the nerve and the balls to call me a "colored man!?" Ha ha!"
Please note that he's the *only* Mexican person there and all the other guys are white.
Suddenly one of the white guys walks up to the Mexican guy and says...
"Hey you! Colored men aren't allowed, much less welcome here!"
Then, the Mexican guy turns around and says to the white guy...
"Hey pendejo... When I was born, I was brown!"
"When I grew up, I was brown!"
"When I am sick, I'm brown!"
"When I'm in the sun, I'm brown!"
"When I'm in the cold, I'm brown!"
"And when I die, I'll still be brown!"
"But on the other hand you, pendejo, when you were born, you were pink!"
"When you grew up, you were white!"
"When you're sick, you turn yellow or even green!"
"When you're in the sun, you turn red!"
"When you're in the cold, you turn blue!"
"And when you die, you'll turn purple!"
"And you have the nerve and the balls to call me a "colored man!?" Ha ha!"
Pass it on...
(Note that I'm not racist. I'm Mexican myself. I just found this joke in some latino guy's myspace page and so since I thought it was pretty funny, I decided to translate it to English and post it here.)
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Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.
(Note that I'm not racist. I'm Mexican myself. I just found this joke in some latino guy's myspace page and so since I thought it was pretty funny, I decided to translate it to English and post it here.)
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Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.
by Mark H July 30, 2006
Get the Mexican mug.Dayum brotha, that dank we chiefed up last night was straight up hazmat; shit it made me forget my social security number, my sexual orientation, and where to properly take a dump!
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Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 14, 2006
Get the hazmat mug.A penis that's wider than it is long; a chode.
Because a chode is kinda shaped like the Houston Astrodome or any similar-looking stadium.
Because a chode is kinda shaped like the Houston Astrodome or any similar-looking stadium.
by Mark H September 17, 2004
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