big bertha

1. A grossly obese German woman.

2.(plural form) A woman's breasts, particularly if they're rather large breasts.

3. A rather humongous penis.
1a. While I was visiting Germany during Oktoberfest and get drunk all day, I had to put up with this one Big Bertha cheese hog who kept trying to steal and eat all my food.

1b. Why the fuck does my email inbox keep getting spammed with porn sites that feature nothing but Big Berthas in bathhouses engaging in lesbian orgies?

1c. Why just look at that Big Bertha running after the poor ice cream man! 500$ says she'll try to eat him as well!

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2. Hey check out those Big Berthas on that babe!

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3. The only physical feature that women find attractive about Ron Jeremy is his Big Bertha.
by Mark H August 31, 2004
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oreo cookie

A threesome in which a white woman is getting simultaneously screwed in her pussy and indabutt by two black men.

See also oreo'd.
After helping their university win the basketball game, Terrell and Jaquan made off with a very hot white blonde cheerleader bitch from the losing university's team, took her into the men's locker room, and made an oreo cookie out of her.





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by Mark H April 30, 2005
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titty bear

A name you'd call your girlfriend, wife, female prostitute lover, or mistress if she accepts it and thinks it's a cute way of showing affection.

Origin:

Replace "teddy" in the word "teddy bear" with "titty"(meaning a woman's breast) and you get "titty bear!"
Ex1. So Titty Bear, shall we make love tonight?

Ex2: Little boys sleep with teddy bears, but big boys sleep with TITTY bears!
by Mark H May 16, 2004
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assmosis

When two people engage in anal sex.

(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)

Derived from the word "osmosis."
Okay cowboy, let's go make love on the couch via assmosis.
by Mark H May 22, 2004
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buge ol' hoobies

A slurred and more fun way to say "huge ol' boobies." This doesn't need any more explanation, except for the fact that you may likely accidently say this if you are drunk off your ass. See also tig ol' bitties.
(Drunkards talking among themselves during the queen's royal banquet)...

"Let us drink tuh tha queer old dean *hic* and lets have sum of thum buge ol' hoobies!"





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by Mark H June 19, 2005
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big enchilada

1. A significantly important, valuable, or influential person or thing. Synonym of big cheese.
2. Slang for a rather large penis.
Ron Jeremy is and has always been the big enchilada of America's porn scene.

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by Mark H September 15, 2005
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bitch and a half

1. Someone(usually a female) who is such a complete and total bitch; mean, annoying, whiny, obnoxious, and/or just generally unpleasant to be around you.
2. A VERY large female dog.
Little Fido would never want to sleep in the doghouse with Maggie, our new German Shepheard, since she's a real bitch and a half.

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by Mark H September 26, 2005
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