Definitions by mark h

kicks alot of ass and has alot of class 

When something is really cool, tight, bombastic, aesthetically pleasing, etc.

"So how was that metal show last night?"

"Dude.

That.

Slayer concert.

Last night.

Really.

KICKED ALOT OF ASS AND HAD ALOT OF CLASS!"

kicks alot of ass and has alot of class by Mark H August 30, 2004

big bertha

1. A grossly obese German woman.

2.(plural form) A woman's breasts, particularly if they're rather large breasts.

3. A rather humongous penis.

1a. While I was visiting Germany during Oktoberfest and get drunk all day, I had to put up with this one Big Bertha cheese hog who kept trying to steal and eat all my food.

1b. Why the fuck does my email inbox keep getting spammed with porn sites that feature nothing but Big Berthas in bathhouses engaging in lesbian orgies?

1c. Why just look at that Big Bertha running after the poor ice cream man! 500$ says she'll try to eat him as well!

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2. Hey check out those Big Berthas on that babe!

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3. The only physical feature that women find attractive about Ron Jeremy is his Big Bertha.

big bertha by Mark H August 30, 2004

e-sturbation

1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.

2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.

1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)

2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!

e-sturbation by Mark H August 25, 2004

Florida Orange Juice Surprise 

Somewhat like a Cincinatti Surprise, except that you urinate into a balloon rather than defecate into a pillow case. You then throw the piss-filled balloon(like a water balloon) at someone and then watch as it bursts splattering the piss all over his/her face.

That mime was really boring and getting on everyone's nerves, so I've decided to pull the ol' Florida Orange Juice Surprise on him and watch as his white makeup gets totally ruined, his costume getting stained with piss, and everyone mocking, deriding, and laughing at him.

Florida Orange Juice Surprise by Mark H August 24, 2004

lolos 

French slang for "breasts."

Look at those huge lolos on that French babe!

lolos by Mark H August 20, 2004

The Lols Of Jericho

Comedy/Humor/Hilarity that is of Biblical proportions.

Hahahahaha! That movie that I saw last night really brought down the Lols of Jericho on Me!

The Lols Of Jericho by Mark H August 19, 2004

running of the lols 

Intense hilarity that tramples you down (like a pack of raging Spanish bulls) with laughter.

While I was in Pamplona watching the Running of the Bulls from a high story balcony, I was participating in the Running of the LOLs, laughing my ass off as I watched a bunch of drunks and morons get run over and gored by the bulls!

running of the lols by Mark H August 19, 2004