mark's definitions

foard

a neatly shaven taint smeared with feces

in the heat of passion,she proceded to lick my foard

by mark December 17, 2003

Flange

an engineering term for a mating surface

i want to mate up to your flange

by mark December 18, 2003

bonker

WHen your sitting on the toilet taking a dump and your girl is giving you a blow job

I was reading the paper taking a shit and my girl was giving me a bonker.

by Mark December 18, 2003

boochaks, stickyboochaks

weed, smoke, whatever you are rolling

You got any of the sticky boochaks for this party tonight?

by Mark December 22, 2003

homorectississississis

1.some thing to say when ur bord.

2.an insult to tell some one when you cant thing of anything eles.

you..you..god damm homorectississississis!!

by mark December 23, 2003

lowlz

See lol. A form of "LOL", but horribly misspelled. Typically used by kids trying to be clever with their friend in making variations of lol. All are guilty of using this phrase once in their internet life. Origin is unknown, but it is a good bet it spawned from the illiterate 13 year olds playing counter-strike.

Illiterate 13 y/o #1: LIEK OMFG I SO PWNED HIM WHILE I WAS EATING DENNY'S AND PLAYING QAUKE 3 (Quake 3)!!!!!!

Illiterate 13 y/o #2: LOWLZ LIEK GRAND SLAM, NOT TEH MEAL!!!

by Mark December 23, 2003

goofy

gay, homosexual,

wow that guy over there is goofy. he does men

by mark December 28, 2003