mark's definitions

wallup

the vagina

"You all have an interesting wallup!"

"Goddamn that wallup's wide!"

by Mark October 19, 2003

dormiphilia

A sexual disorder involving having sex with sleeping people.

Bob has dormiphilia, and stalks Sally the narcoleptic chick.

by mark September 14, 2003

grape

to rape someone by putting a couple of fingers up into her and rubbing her g-spot until she cums, usually while a couple of other guys are holding her in place.

I graped Sally while Mike and Dave held her. She was like embarrassed to tears at how hard she came.

by Mark May 13, 2005

Saddam Hussein

A prisoner who's body is traded for cigarettes.

Sheeeet, I'll give you a pack of Kools for that Saddam

by Mark July 16, 2003

henweigh

a play on words joke, used when driving near a farm. may variations exist

look a henweigh.....

What's a hen weigh?

.... about 5 pounds

by Mark November 28, 2004

Ryudo

A supreme overlord who finds comfort in slashing his victims. Leaves a trail of destruction in his wake when he gets pissed off.

Ryudo is going to slash me.

by Mark December 10, 2003

like it was my job

When in trouble for doing something that you didn't ave to do, the expression "like it was my job" can be used

"Why haven't you done the laundry"
"Pfft, like it was my job"

by Mark November 21, 2003