mark's definitions

henweigh

a play on words joke, used when driving near a farm. may variations exist

look a henweigh.....

What's a hen weigh?

.... about 5 pounds

by Mark November 28, 2004

snussion

A snussion is a confused glance or gaze. Used to convey perplexity and/or confusion. Snussion. It's got the goods.

Marcus gave Karen a snussion when he suddenly stuffed a carrot up his right nostril.

by Mark November 29, 2004

Fuckwad

A wad of fuck.

ADJ. An uneducated twitty jackass who is unpleasant to interact with.

'Oh my God, Ezekiel is such a fuckwad. He stole my pie!'

by Mark November 29, 2004

dandy

A word used to convey happines. Usually used by either old people or rebels who feel words such as good or awesome are overused.

'It was dandy yesterday when Raj and I skipped through the flowers.'

'I am NOT dandy right now.'

by Mark November 29, 2004

avast

A term commonly used by pirates and pirate wannabes. Means cease and desist.

Arr, avast lest ye want yer captain te chop off ye balls!

by Mark November 29, 2004

boofoo

Definition: BUTT FUCK
Background: Used in the eighties/nineties (at least where I'm from Chicago)

1)Boofoo Egypt
2)I wanna boofoo your asshole

by Mark November 29, 2004

freeze

When your face goes numb after doing cocaine.

"He's got the freeze."

by Mark December 1, 2004