marc's definitions

the cow went to the swamp

Very old Brazilian expression, which means "all is (was) lost", with no turning back. Probably from rural origin, just think a farmer trying to rescue a cow from been stuck to death in a swamp.

It's used in situations like "The situation of the company was already bad in the Telecom market, then came the Chinese products and the cow went to the swamp"

by Marc June 11, 2006

bloast

Beating someone up

Homie I,m gonna bloast him up

by Marc June 5, 2004

Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.

Johnny is such a monkey spank.

by Marc April 3, 2005

willies

1. n. a sense of dread or extreme discomfort.

2. n. or adj. term used to describe a Jeep manufactored prior to the time that the American Motor Company (AMC) took over production.

1. The sight of blood always gave the squeemish man the willies.

2. The Jeep show featured a lot of catagories, including stock, modified, and even a Willies section.

by Marc February 10, 2004

computer tech

a person who gets underpaid to fix simple user errors

Person A:"My computer is working."
Person B:"Call that computer tech"

by marc September 4, 2003

Call the wahmbulance

Spoken to an individual when they are whining or complaining excessively.

Background: Combination of 'wah' and ambulance.

Guy1: Dude, I have had a totally crappy day! My hair looks horrible and I got a pimple on my butt!

Guy2: Why are you telling me this? Call the wahmbulance!!

by Marc May 17, 2004

kneegrow

Kneegrow - An afican american.

Damn, That kneegrow is pretty black.

And its another funny way to spell "negro"

by Marc November 29, 2003