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Liverpool FC

Liverpool FC are a Spanish Football Team based in Merseyside who rely on Gloryhunters from Liverpool and Beyond. Often there fans support Liverpool because they are sheep (copy every else and probably from Yorkshire) and they start supporting Liverpool when they win something. There fans think Stevie G Laaaaaaaaah is the greatest player ever in the world. They don't go to games, even the local fans don't. They buy scarfs from the Dock Market and watch the match on the TV and they have never been to 1 Live match. They find it hard to buy tickets because most of the Liverpool fans are travellers and Gypsies and cant afford, most of the true supporters (5% of their fans) are stood infront of some random bloke who flew from the middle east, yorkshire, london, essex and Scandinavia.

Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool FC !
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool they are the best!
Bloke 2: Since when have you liked football let alone support liverpool?
Bloke 1: Erm. All me Life.
Bloke: 2 How many games have you been to?
Bloke 1: I went to my first one at the final?
Bloke 2: So is that when you started supporting Liverpool you glory hunting cunt?
Bloke 1: Well our just jeleous of Liverpool the best in the world. Steven Gerrrard is the greatest player in the world.
Bloke 2: Who said anything about being jelous? And Gerrard aint the greatest.
Bloke 1: Your jelous cause liverpool are the best.
Bloke 2: Your 36 and from Liverpool and have only just been to your first game this year? Thats called gloryhunting supporting the winning team as soon as they win. How did you get the tickets?
Bloke 1: My mate from Cardiff. He decided to support Liverpool again because they are in the final!

by Marc May 24, 2006

Bass Guitar

A four string guitar tuned EADG. Properly played using one's index and middle finger to "pick"(the thumb can also be used the strum), improperly played by dumbass guitarists who use a pick and think they can play bass.
Other playing types include slapping, in which the bassist hits the string with the side of his thumb, and plucking in which the bassist hooks his or her finger underneath the string an pulls.

I play bass guitar.

Les Claypool of Primus is a great bassist.

Cliff Burton is a good bassist.

Krist Novoselic is a terrible bassist.

by Marc July 21, 2008

Plungerboard

Plungerboard - Often used sitting down to enable the rider to lean side to side to keep controll.

Riding down on a PlungerBoard(TM) There are left and right turns, Useing your legs/upper body to turn around them.

by Marc November 29, 2003

blue balls

When you're close to orgasm but then you stop cause your parents are coming. Felt in the balls and partially in the taint

Oh ya, here it comes...*walking noises* Oh no my parents *zip*

by Marc December 18, 2003

check your neck

a phrase used as a warning to be on the look out for someone or a group of people whom are going to attack you. Used mainly among prisoners and street hoods to instill fear in a rival gang member or person whom they dislike.

best check your neck son

by marc June 20, 2006

Colonic Wonder

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder.

Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder.
Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.

by Marc April 25, 2005

scrapped

1. verb (past tense). to have gotten into a physical altercation with another person

2. verb. discarded

3. verb. to have broken a large piece of machinery such as a car down for spare parts or for the metal.

1. Last night at the bar, Jim drunkenly hit on Matt's girlfriend, so Matt and Jim scrapped in the parking lot.

2. It was a good idea but too expensive, so the idea had to be scrapped.

3. My car was fubar so I scrapped it at the junkyard.

by Marc February 25, 2004