mandingoe's definitions

Pervy

Creepy. Describes a middle-aged guy who stares too much and doesn't realize that young girls aren't interested in him. A step below a stalker.

The thing she hated most about the bus were the stares from the pervy guy.

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

ISTSOTY

I send this smile over to you. A great way to sign off mash notes. Or emails to your main squeeze. Or letters to prisoners for that matter.

A more personal, heart-felt sign-off than "Best" or "Yours", etc.

Inspired by the song "Disarm" by the Smashing Pumpkins.

... I can't wait till I see you this Saturday.

ISTSOTY,
Billy

by Mandingoe October 9, 2004

bible belt

states in the Southeast plus Texaswhere fundamentalist and evangelical Christianity is taken very seriously.

Charlotte - buckle of the bible belt.

by mandingoe June 5, 2004

civil liberties

Civil liberties are protections from the power of governments. Examples include:
* freedom of speech,
* freedom of the press,
* freedom of assembly,
* freedom of unwarranted searches by the government,
* trial by jury, and even
* freedom to own an AK.

That's OK, you can have my civil liberties Mr. Ashcroft. I wasn't using them anyway. At least I still have my AK.

by mandingoe August 5, 2004

in like flynn

an antiquated way of saying in there like swimwear meaning a sure thing; goal attainment is assured; prospects are brilliant

"Sally invited me to her place while her folks are out of town! I'm in like Flynn!"

"Dude, with cheezy cliches like that, she may kick you out like last weeks garbage."

by mandingoe June 15, 2004

femivore

Women who have veered from the work force into raising chickens, growing vegetables, and canning. A DYI locavore

My femivore friends may never do more than dabble in backyard farming - keeping a couple of chickens, some rabbits, maybe a beehive or two - but they're still transforming the definition of homemaker.
—New York Times, Mar 14, 2010

by Mandingoe September 6, 2010

nantucket

1. a common last word in the first line of limericks

2. an island and town in Massachusetts, which, if the limericks are to be believed, is inhabited by sexually perverse and possibly nymphomaniacal people

The man from Nantucket is a frequent poster to Urban Dictionary.

by mandingoe July 23, 2004