mandingoe's definitions

Masturbation

Sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen

Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen in Annie Hall, 1977

by mandingoe November 8, 2005

bust a grape

Become violent. Snap out

Jim bust a grape and got a month in ad seg.

by mandingoe April 26, 2004

SUV factor

the likelihood (in %) that a car's passengers will survive a collision with a Hummer.

Old lady: I want a car that's safe.

Salesman: Then you should consider this Volvo. It's got an SUV factor of 85. About the only car with a higher SUV factor would be a Hummer.

by mandingoe September 9, 2004

give it a rest

lay off

chill out

get off my back; gimme a break

I keep telling you, there is no sex in the champaign room! Give it a rest dude!

by mandingoe September 30, 2004

punch it in

to bump fists, knuckle to knuckle, when something good happens or someone says something you firmly agree with. All the fun of a high five, but less dorky.

McSweeney's accepted your piece?! Punch it in!

by mandingoe October 8, 2004

mongo

Anything salvaged from the trash.
Your trash is my urban treasure!

The night before trash day is mongo primetime.

My garden hose is a mongo score. It's in perfect condition!

by mandingoe July 8, 2004

cheddarhead

some one from Wisconsin

If the Vikings lose on Monday, there will be a lot of happy cheddarheads.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004