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eat face

to swap spit; to french kiss, to snog

this was a vulgar preppism (yes preppys can be as vulgar as they wanna be) circa the last days of disco
I saw Rob and Tara outside eating face.
by Mandingoe May 28, 2004
mugGet the eat facemug.

green tea

Green tea is the new aloe.
Green tea can cure cancer, lupus, shingles, and hemroids.
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Would you like the tea tree shampoo?
Contra-Dictionarian: What's that?
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Green tea is the new aloe.
Contra-Dictionarian: Sweet - maybe that will cure my crabs.
by Mandingoe April 25, 2006
mugGet the green teamug.

junk in the trunk

having a prodigious butt

a little more than badonkadonk but less extreme than having an SUV in the pants
I don't mind a woman with a little meat on her bones, a little junk in her trunk.
by mandingoe June 1, 2004
mugGet the junk in the trunkmug.

jag

to tease

someone who relentlessly teases is a jagoff - a real jerk

Pittsburghese
C'mon, I was just jaggin' ya
by mandingoe August 27, 2004
mugGet the jagmug.

shatnerize

1. To deliberately produce something so bad it's good. Creating something genuinely campy would be the perfect shatnerization. While not quite as unachievable as exceeding the speed of light, perfect shatnerization is as difficult as bowling a perfect game.
(Note: This does not infer that Shatner's early musical works are deliberately campy. They do, however, set a standard.)

2. To parody yourself (a la William Shatner's commercials for Priceline).
The "How Berkley Can You Be" parade is a day for Berkleyites to shatnerize themselves.

Newsweek: Doesn't it bother you that your version of "Mr. Tambourine Man" is a camp classic?

William Shatner: ...yes, in the beginning it bothered methat people singled it out and poked fun at it. They didn't know what I was doing. The album, "The Transformed Man" is much more extensive than that song. But since people only heard that song, I went along with the joke.

Newsweek: Uhh...OK Bill.
by Mandingoe September 26, 2004
mugGet the shatnerizemug.

cobain

The right rear seat of a car.
Driver "Let's hit the road."
Teen 1 "Shotgun!"
Teen 2 "Cobain!"
by Mandingoe May 23, 2004
mugGet the cobainmug.

belly bump

1 macho posturing; a fat man's pissing contest

2 the opening manuvures in sumo wrestling

3 the opening manuvures in a dispute between an umpire and a baseball manager before he gets ejected
by mandingoe June 8, 2004
mugGet the belly bumpmug.

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