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Masturbation

Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen in Annie Hall, 1977
by mandingoe November 8, 2005
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sheepshead

Sheepshead has a very strange order ranking of cards.
by mandingoe April 29, 2004
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stiff hand syndrome

Thickening of the skin of the palm that results in loss of ability to hold hand straight. This condition occurs only in people with diabetes
Get your mind out of the gutter. Stiff hand syndrome is a symtom of advanced diabetes.
by mandingoe May 18, 2004
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boffo

{adj}
Extremely successful.

Typically used to describe a movie, play, or other performance.

{noun}
1. A huge success; a smash hit

2. Star of the eponymous Mister Boffo cartoon strip

Origin: Probably a blend of box office. Or a varient of bóóffoo or boffola (I kid you not)
The latest masterpiece from William Shatnergets boffo reviews. Rolling Stone gives it four stars.
by Mandingoe September 29, 2004
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Condalicious

Is that you Condalicious?
- George Bush in Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
by Mandingoe August 2, 2008
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where the sun never shines

1. a euphemism for up da butt

2. an intensifier used to connote aggression in phrases such as "Oh yeah? Well you can take that draft card and put it where the sun never shines".

Where the sun don't shine is coarser and therefore more aggressive.
Take your fucking capital gains tax cut and stick it where the sun never shines.
by mandingoe June 15, 2004
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cat fight

1. any nasty fight between women, not necessarily involving physical violence

2. two women fighting. Often involving manuvures men would consider out of bounds e.g. pulling hair, scratching, etc.

3. the male fantasy of two women ripping each others clothes off. Combines the pleasure of multiple strippers, wrestling, and novelty for free. What's not to like?

4. the most sexist/sexiest TV commercial of recent memory in which two models strip down to their lingerie in a pool at a fancy restaurant in less than one minute.
The cat fight commercial was Kitana Baker's ticket to fame. She tore off the "Tastes Great" babe's top in one swipe.
by mandingoe June 8, 2004
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