mandingoe's definitions

miffed

peaved; mildly annoyed and mildly effeminate

annoyance ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* ticked off
* undies in a bundle
* miffed

Frankly Biff, I'm becoming a little miffed by your frequent absences.

by mandingoe October 10, 2005

so-called

All purpose adjective to convey contempt, derision, or inferiority.

The so-called Patriot Act presumes that a patriot would support illegal searches and the sacrifice of hard won liberty.

by mandingoe April 27, 2004

giraffiti

vandalism spray-painted very, very high

coined by Robin D. Grove

Ain't no way we're going to get to that giraffiti. That tag is here to stay.

by mandingoe April 18, 2005

beat like a red headed step child

a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"

The prosecutors got beat like a fat kid stealing lunches.

by mandingoe June 5, 2004

bust a grape

Become violent. Snap out

Jim bust a grape and got a month in ad seg.

by mandingoe April 26, 2004

SUV factor

the likelihood (in %) that a car's passengers will survive a collision with a Hummer.

Old lady: I want a car that's safe.

Salesman: Then you should consider this Volvo. It's got an SUV factor of 85. About the only car with a higher SUV factor would be a Hummer.

by mandingoe September 9, 2004

B/D

Bondage and discipline

"So what are your experiences and skills?"

"Oh the usual - B'n D, leather, whippings, spanking ..."

"Oh good..we definitely need a dominatrix here. Your hired!"

by mandingoe May 26, 2004