nutmeg

In football/soccer when you dribble the ball between the defender's legs

Nutmeg nyahh!

by mandingoe June 05, 2004

score

(n) or (v) a thrift store purchase of superlative value or rarity on the cheap

Those brand new boots were only $8? What a score!

I scored three George Jones LPs from the late-1960's today.

by mandingoe May 19, 2004

American Dream

see doublewide

The American Dream: work hard, save your money, move up to a doublewide.

by mandingoe June 15, 2004

IITYIHTKY

if I told you I'd have to kill you. No, really. Double secret confidential.

What's in that file cabinet marked IITYIHTKY?

If I told you I'd have to kill you.

by Mandingoe October 09, 2004

get a room

Derisive or humorous comment said to couples engaged in heavy-duty PDA (e.g. swapping spit in the middle of a party) that means your wanton lust is making me uncomfortable (or jealous). The implication is you should get a motel room because you're practically doing it here.

Get a room you two love birds! We're trying to watch the game here.

by mandingoe May 24, 2004

B/D

Bondage and discipline

"So what are your experiences and skills?"

"Oh the usual - B'n D, leather, whippings, spanking ..."

"Oh good..we definitely need a dominatrix here. Your hired!"

by mandingoe May 26, 2004

SUV factor

the likelihood (in %) that a car's passengers will survive a collision with a Hummer.

Old lady: I want a car that's safe.

Salesman: Then you should consider this Volvo. It's got an SUV factor of 85. About the only car with a higher SUV factor would be a Hummer.

by mandingoe September 09, 2004